Adult

Peter Pan: You left me, to become a Adult
by Dammit Joshua January 14, 2019
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A depressed child. Adults have the notion that juveniles need to suffer. Only when they have suffered enough to wipe out most of their joyous spirits and innocence are they staid enough to be considered 'Adult'. See also: Mature.
You go to your kiddie freinds. Come back when you're an adult and stop play ing Pokemon.
by Ecniv TR June 29, 2004
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v. To make rational decisions accepting the consequences and responsibilities that are associated with them.
I simply cannot adult today.
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Making decisions that your parents would have made. Sometime during college this happens.
I went to the store and willingly bought celery, which is a vegetable, therefore I am an adult.
by candytoetoetoad April 09, 2015
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When you're able to smoke weed on your own couch.
Are you an adult? I'm sitting on my own couch watching that 70s show, smoking, and eating pesto... yes yes i am an adult.
by Sofizzy October 22, 2017
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Someone who has reached sexual maturity. (according to Wikipedia)

The age the law thinks that is varies from 13-18 all over the world. Are you sexually mature as soon as you are able to reproduce? Or do you have to have stopped growing? What about a 40 year old virgin? Are you an adult once you have kids? Are you an adult once you take responsibility?

Many 18-60 year old "adults" act like children, and many 15 year olds are mature also. There are 30 year olds that can pass for 18 year olds and 18 year olds that look 30. There are 30 year olds that mentally still 15, and 15 year olds that are wiser than 30 year olds.

There are typically three states of growth though... child > teenager or adolescent > adult Identifying where the second stage becomes the third stage varies massively from human to human. I think there is an argument to say that some humans don't become adults until much later in life
Andrew: I'm sick of bullies
Ian: qq cry moar (brb grabbing popcorn XD)
Andrew: ian act your age you're an adult
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A person who is 30 years old and owns a houseplant
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