An alias for the infamous Discord senior developer called "Ian Mitchell"
He is known for his deploys that have caused Discord's prod deployment to crash multiple times, exactly at 05/25/2022 09:38:26 Mitchell committed and pushed untested code to Discord's GitHub repository which instantly started a chain reaction in Discord's infrastructure, this is why this deploy was called internally called GRINCH.
Engineer: Ian deployed again.
Executive: Oh for fuck's sake!
by dirt đź’– June 25, 2022
A very charismatic and hyper person. Very good looking too. Ian's do not care what anybody thinks and always stays true to himself. It is easy to get annoyed by an Ian because they say and do whatever they feel. However, Ian's have a soft spot in their heart and have a deep desire for romance. They usually express what they feel through music because they do not want other people to know the serious and romantic side of them.
Ian is so annoying sometimes, but also really hot and funny.
by Jennifer Baer February 13, 2017
Ian's are lovable and sweet and always can make you laugh. They may have a hard time defending themselves but they will always defend you. Take care of and love an Ian you don't want to lose him.
He is soo sweet and loving he must be an Ian.
by brookec December 12, 2017
Ian is a funny, odd, crazy, weird, awsome person. He can be annoying at times from his energy but you get used to it. He can make you laugh no matter what mood you're in. He is a very intelligent and very gifted person. Ian is someone that you want to keep by your side at all times. He can be very stupid at moments. Ian is not a very competitive person, but does enjoy winning. He is surprisingly good at multitasking and wants to be friends with everyone. Ian is an amazing person and everybody loves him even if they don't want to admit it.
Oh my god there is Ian again you can't help but love him.
by Talent is fun February 1, 2021
Simply the most amazing, perfect, breathtaking, heart stopping individual to ever grace the earth with his presence. You know the Dark Ages? That happened because he wasn't here.

Astoundingly intelligent, hilariously witty, amazingly beautiful, and simply the epitomé of sheer awesomeness. Any words that you can think of that is any way complementary embodies everything that Ian is. Every time someone says the word "Ian" Chuck Norris' hearts stops. The only reason he isn't dead yet is because he's immortal. Like Ian.

Ian selects his friends carefully, as only people who -in some way- reflect his awesome ideals are given the absolute honour and privilege of being called a friend of Ian. Many have died due to sheer ecstasy simply thinking of being named a friend of Ian. The highest honour possibly given to a human being on this planet is being named "Ian's Best Friend", but the position is currently vacant due to the last candidate's head exploding trying to wrap their head around the concept.
Sam: "You know Ian, right?"

Jason: "Of course I know IAN, he's only the supreme emperor of the entire multiverse!"

Sam: "Yeah, well, I heard one time he kicked Chuck Norris in the balls and he thanked him for it"

Jason: "I wouldn't doubt it for a second, it is Ian after all"
by Axires September 26, 2011
Ian is an intelligent, kind, funny, and gentle man
Stoic, struggles with vulnerability but uses his wit to make you laugh. He’s a deep thinker and honestly he’s just brilliant. One of a kind truly— his mind is so beautiful and intricate— the way he sees the world and how he communicates his thoughts are simply amazing. He doesn’t insert himself much or even talk a whole lot but when he does people listen. He’s the best for advice, gives the best hugs, and just makes you feel safe when you’re around him. It’s like being with a human rock

Ian’s like shiny things and trends. He has had bad luck with women. He likes long legs and partners who tend to take the lead Even though he would probably be more suited in the lead.
Most Ian’s have cats, beautiful deep eyes—Ian’s have the most beautiful eyes that when you look at them, you can see the depth of his being.
Again—Ian’s are -not- shallow even if they are caught up in trends and image.
Ian’s are the kindest and best men

The definition I wrote before this was so much better but it’s 3 am

Ian’s are truly blessings from God. If an
There’s nobody like Ian. If an Ian loves you— you are the luckiest.
by LadyDragon September 26, 2020
A guy who everyone loves, he doesn't have a mean bone in his body. Someone who would give the shirt off his for you. Ian is amazingly talented! A guy worth crying for... Ian is is an amazing artist and songwriter. He is so nice that he would jump in front of a bus for you. It's a blessing to know someone like him. He has a great sence of humor and a laugh thats funnier than the joke:). He has a personality that make you melt on the inside. He makes you feel so special and indescribable it's crazy. ALL AROUND GREAT, AMAZING, AND AWESOME MAN YOU WILL EVER MEET!!! period.
Girl 1: hey who's that guy? He seems so sweet and nice i wish i knew him!
Girl 2: I dont know looks like an Ian to me...
by Ian's art buddy;D June 8, 2011