Dilfacation

The process of a male becoming a dilf

Omg he has grey hairs the dilfacation has begun

Dilfacation by Lyahthemilf September 5, 2022

dilfication 

The process of becoming a DILF or DILF-like. Is not limited to literal fathers, applicable to any man as long as they are grown adults who have shown immense physical maturation and acted as a paternal figure within that period.

Girl 1: Did you notice the dilfication of Qian Kun these past two years?
Girl 2: Yeah! Taking care of WayV really made him glow.

dilfication by itwasforthepeople October 14, 2020

disfaction 

When someone wants to express there negative opinion on subject matter

Katie wasn't happy with the service she had received and wanted to express her disfaction.

disfaction by yankeezulo February 25, 2015

anal dilatation test

An physiological test to detect recent forced opening of the anus. Used chiefly on by police to tell if a suspect has placed contraband in their anus, or if a child has been sexually abused. The buttocks are spread lightly apart by to see if the anal sphincter opens after or with the spreading of the buttocks. If so, anal breaching has likely occurred.

As part of his recording contract, Justin Bieber has to pass an anal dilatation test. This time when he bent over in front of the doctors and lawyers, a doctor disappeared! Bieber got a D+, for that one.

anal dilatation test by Cunty Fresh Fanatic December 4, 2010

Defacation of Character 

1. To take a dump on someone's character: "Tom Sucks"

2. To take a dump on a character: "Mickey Mouse Sucks"

3. Malapropism uttered instead of "Defamation of Character".

Cathy:You should be careful talking about co-workers, you could get accused of "Defacation of Character".

Hannah: Hahahahahahahaha, you said "Defacation of Character"

Tom: "To the Urban Dictionary"!!!!

Defacation of Character by Manhattantom April 8, 2013

defacation station 

The toilet

Excuse me, I need to retire to the defacation station.

defacation station by Lometogo April 7, 2017

immaculate defacation 

Pooping after having not eaten since your last major poop.

"Yo, where's Jude?"
"He went to take another poop."
"None of us have eaten in the last 24 hours, and we all used the loo before leaving!"
"Bruh, it's an immaculate defacation!"

immaculate defacation by TheCaptainWithTheAnchorTatoo March 12, 2017