disfaction

When someone wants to express there negative opinion on subject matter

Katie wasn't happy with the service she had received and wanted to express her disfaction.

by yankeezulo February 25, 2015

Distraction Cake

Something pleasant which draws attention from a situation which could be awkward or embarrassing for those involved. Distraction cake originated in British teen dramedy "Skins" where Emily Fitch produced a delicious chocolate cake, seemingly from thin air, in order to remove attention from Naomi Campbell who was being heckled about her sexuality - presumably as an act to show her undying love.

Cook: I know the cure
Naomi: The cure for what?
Cook: It's my cock
Naomi: What the hell are you talking about?
*Awkward glances and laughter*
Emily: Hey look what I made! (Produces delicious distraction cake)

by TheWroteAndTheWrit February 20, 2009

Weapon of Mass Distraction (WMD)

Celebrities that have been enlisted by the U.S Government to keep the public eye off of what is really going on...

Paris Hilton's crotch... Britney Spears cooch... Anna Nicole Smith America's Princess Di... all government operatives...a collective Weapon of Mass Distraction (WMD) if you will...

by Jared L. Ohlinger August 12, 2008

distraction dance

Henry Stickmin dancing with the song Dance Mr. Funnybones playing in the backround.

Aw man, i got distracted by the distraction dance yesterday.

by HenryStickmin August 22, 2020

DISSECTION

A amazing Swedish black metal band that has pushed the limits farther than most bands during its time. Vocalist Jon was in for 7yrs for murder of a homosexual. Jon and Dissection has made it clear they are not racists and the murder was not of 'hate crime'.
Qoute: "I, we want our fans to know and to make it a point that it is not and never has been part of our policy or philosophy to be a part of racism and what it stands for" - Dissection

GOAT: Fear the Rebirth of Dissection!!!
Closeminded: Your stupid go listen to rap and what mtv says to listen to.

GOAT: If you are reading this go to www.Dissection.nu

by GOAT FUKER February 27, 2005

X-ray diffraction

If you don't know the answer to a chemistry question, put "X-ray diffraction"

"How do you determine the electronegativity of an element?"
"X-ray diffraction"

"What's on the test today?"
"X-ray diffraction"

"What's the meaning of life?"
"X-ray diffraction"

When in doubt, X-ray diffraction.

by Eric Guan March 4, 2008

Distraction

A person of the opposite gender which is not a significant other, but has enough "beyond friendship" feelings and possibilities attached to him/her that this person creates a major loss of productive time whenever s/he is available for contact.

The distraction is online. I won't get any homework done anytime soon.

by Distraction Central April 3, 2009