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dilfication

The process of becoming a DILF or DILF-like. Is not limited to literal fathers, applicable to any man as long as they are grown adults who have shown immense physical maturation and acted as a paternal figure within that period.
Girl 1: Did you notice the dilfication of Qian Kun these past two years?
Girl 2: Yeah! Taking care of WayV really made him glow.
by itwasforthepeople October 14, 2020
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Penoral Defication

Penoral defication- is a socially accepted form of pissing.
The word comes from the catholic edited version of the Second testament - Roman soldier to Jesus of Nazareth:"gonna cry? gonna piss your pants maybe? maybe shit and cum?"
Because of vulgarity of the word "piss" theologicians with the help of "minor" assistants came up with the given phrase.
Uncle Balthazar: Hey little Jimmy! Do you want know what Penoral Defication is?
Jimmy in a wheelchair: *drooling*
Uncle Balthazar: *unzips pants* Well you came to the right place! *starts pissing*
by Benis :DDDDDD August 17, 2020
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deification

To lift to a deity, adore as a a god or goddess.
The deification of Madonna is so 80's.
by druiloor March 5, 2018
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deafication

The process of pooping or violently releasing your bowels into somebody's ears until they can't hear anymore.
Josh felt really bad when he pooped in Steve's ears and when Steve could no longer hear from his deafication streak.
by trumpetvector December 6, 2013
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Defication Devastation

When somebody discovers feces somewhere, and it is awful to even describe. The excrement might vary in smell, look, etc. Never the less, it is awful, and must be avoided at all times.
Johnny had burritos last night, and he just left his horrible defication devastation in the toilet.

LOOK AT THIS DEFICATION DEVASTATION!!!
by BallistaTheDeer October 11, 2015
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defication insemination

When a Guy fucks a person in the ass and blows his load. then the person, (guy or girl) with the load in his/her ass takes a steaming frosted turd into some girls pussy.
dude i heard that Chris Sorrow was conceived by defication insemination
by SonicInToX January 2, 2008
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dildification

The process of becoming/being a dildo, in the behavioral sense.
Wow, Kevin has really undergone some serious dildification lately - he is truly a dildo. I wonder who kicked sand in his vagina?
by NickCarraway16 October 22, 2012
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