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An acronym for "Dad I'd Like to F***". A dilf is any man (typically between the ages of 30-50) who is incredibly attractive and has kids. They are usually really cut, from activities such as pushing strollers, giving piggyback rides, and intense trips to the local park or Disney World. They also have a killer smile and sense of childlike joy, because they play with their kids all the time. Unfortunately, getting with them is hard, as they are typically very faithful to their wife (see MILF).
Girl #1: Did you see that guy with the stroller over there? He's a total dilf!
Girl #2: Yeah, but don't go up and flirt with him. That woman with him is probably his wife.
by letmefangirlawhile July 04, 2013
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DILF = Dad I'd Like to Fuck; a dad you'd like to fuck

see: Stephen Colbert
by ekb123 November 08, 2006
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DivorcΓ©e I'd like to fuck!
Person 1: Hey, did you hear that Jeannie is getting divorced?
Person 2: Wow, I've been waiting out that marriage for years. Now she's is finally available for some dating and some action!
Person 1: I hear you, brother. Talk about a DILF!
by Sensible Patriot August 09, 2019
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I work with a dilf and wouldnt mind him doing some work on me.
by sweet EG December 04, 2007
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Same as Milf (Mom I'd Like to Fuck) but for a hot dad (Dad I'd Like to Fuck)
Girl, check out that Dilf by the swing set!
by Tamara December 28, 2004
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Check out that milf and dilf over there by the pool.
by jL December 26, 2002
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