An acronym for "Dad I'd Like to F***". A dilf is any man (typically between the ages of 30-50) who is incredibly attractive and has kids. They are usually really cut, from activities such as pushing strollers, giving piggyback rides, and intense trips to the local park or Disney World. They also have a killer smile and sense of childlike joy, because they play with their kids all the time. Unfortunately, getting with them is hard, as they are typically very faithful to their wife (see MILF).
Girl #1: Did you see that guy with the stroller over there? He's a total dilf!
Girl #2: Yeah, but don't go up and flirt with him. That woman with him is probably his wife.
by letmefangirlawhile July 4, 2013
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Person 1: Hey, did you hear that Jeannie is getting divorced?
Person 2: Wow, I've been waiting out that marriage for years. Now she's is finally available for some dating and some action!
Person 1: I hear you, brother. Talk about a DILF!
by America Lover 🇺🇸 August 9, 2019
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DILF = Dad I'd Like to Fuck; a dad you'd like to fuck

see: Stephen Colbert
by ekb123 November 8, 2006
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extremely good looking dad who probably has a huge dick and i would like to have sex with over and over again
aka--mr. pesta
The hottest DILF is Mr. Pesta. He and I had crazy animal sex after he tucked nick and billy into bed last night. god he has a nice dick.
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A fine foxy daddy, preferably with a wife and three kids. Ripped to the max from carrying all those baby carriages,idolized by mature teenage girls. Prime daddy-meat, Bryan Adams, Paul Newman;
It was a "DILF"icult decision trying to select the prime dilf ready for picking between Gary Hoekstra and wade campbell
by brittney December 27, 2003
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'Dad I'd Like To Fu**'. Mostly used by girls who are sick of their moms being called milfs so they fire back by saying the persons dad is a Dilf.
*Mom walks by*
BOY1: "Oh Damn, Sarah your mom is such a MILF!"
BOY2: "Mann, I heard that...I'd tap that!"
SARAH: "My mom maybe a Milf but your dads a DILF!"
BOY1: "Not cool"
by Disaster_Lindsey May 25, 2009
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Acronym, stands for Dad I'd Like to Fuck.

Describes an extremely hot man, whether or not he's married, who has children.
Rose's next door neighbor is definitely a DILF.

Some women think Todd Palin is a DILF.
by Antagonistic Sarah January 9, 2009
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