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When one performs a Melvin on a female with a yeast infection.
Cindy: I decided to give Scumbellina a Melvin. It became a Melvin with cheese, to my dismay.

Wendy: Ill. That's nasty.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 06, 2010
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A snobby way of telling somebody "fuck you", simply by boasting about your personal wealth. You must be wealthy, first.
middle-class bitch: Eventhough I didn't show it in high school, I always respected you. I know I was in the in crowd, and you were just a wallflower. Now that we're older we should do lunch, some time.

new money man: I'll have to pass on that. As you can tell by the Lamborghini, I don't drive Toyota Camry's anymore.

middle-class bitch: Was that a Luxury Fuck You?

new money man: Fucking A right it was.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic May 31, 2011
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redneck: Whatcha mean I can't buy an atomic bomb, at Walmart. Sounds un-constituent-tutorial to me! You ever heard of the Second Commandment?

Walmart associate 1: We don't carry them, but I heard you can get them for dirt cheap at the local army/navy store. They'll even throw in a box of MREs.

redneck: Dank you sir. I must go git me an A-bomb.

(redneck leaves)

Walmart associate 2: That went over the mullet, good. Just like Obama's birth certificate.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 14, 2010
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1. Any art, clothing style, etc. influenced by sexualization of children. 2. Legitimization of pedophilia through art, clothing style, etc.
1. iCarly is so pedophile chic.

2. Roman Polanski is proof of Hollywood's pedophile chic mentality.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 01, 2010
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The areas outside of the metropolitan and suburban areas of Philadelphia in the east and Pittsburgh in the west. Inhabitants are stereotyped as intellectually inferior, conservative, heavily armed and god fearing.

Derived from the statement by Democratic strategist James Carville that "Pennsylvania is Philadelphia to the east and Pittsburgh to the west, and Alabama in between."
urbanite: I thought the blacks in Newark were scary, but I don't see assault rifles and shot guns decorating the rear windows of their rides. I'll fly next time, before I drive through Pennsylabama again.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 26, 2010
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When a son gets caught masturbating by his mother, but he doesn't stop. Instead he calls her over, and she complies.
Billy Ray: I pulled the ol' Pennsylabama Valentine.

Joe Bob: You sho' is one slick fella, Billy Ray.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 18, 2010
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