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Dickersion 

The (dick) made me do/say it and at not other time does it/what I said be admitted to.

For example, at no other time would my GF agree to me owning her in our 24/7 Ds relationship however, during sex she admitted it all the time. She was coerced through the use of my dick. This is a dickersion 😈
No, it was a dickersion!

I didn’t want to do it but the dickersion made me!!
Dickersion by Tups and Flaming July 10, 2021
Words you can keep

Restorative Enhanced Diversion For Youth Pathway 

REDFYP is a youth club for future car thieves, burglars, rapists, drug traffickers, pedophiles, cock suckers for crack and common criminals in Los Angeles County. It’s regarded as a training program for criminals and a provider of job security for law-enforcement of all levels for decades to come.
BREAKING NEWS: The serial pedophile labeled “The Night Stroker of Los Angeles” was finally convicted today. Fun fact, he was a graduate of the Los Angeles County DA’s "Restorative Enhanced Diversion For Youth Pathway” program back in 2021.

Protein Dispersion 

When a man ejaculates his semen.
My buddy is taking a 10 day cruise to the Islands where he plans to enjoy the sunny beaches, the beautiful ladies, and hopefully some "Protein Dispersion"!
Protein Dispersion by talk2me-JCH2 October 5, 2016

Hick-dickering 

Screwing around, wasting time, and/or fucking the dog.
While Deano became a successful cab driver, Shelby spent all his days hick-dickering about and crying over that bitch Leah.

Simon Dickerson 

A 13 year old boy who eats yellow oranges off the bathroom floor.
Carden: That guy is so gross

Mr. Walton: oh ya that’s simon Dickerson
Simon Dickerson by MrWaLtOnSFpErIoD December 19, 2018

Dickerson Middle School 

"Hello everyone. Here at Dickerson, we take pride in torturing our students with endless amount for bookwork, homework, classwork, tests, and more work! After you complete a project, you will immediately be given another so that you have no chance to go home and have fun. Our main goal here is to be the number #1 in the state. Luckily, not only destroying our student's lives have helped, but the million dollars all of the parents of the rich kids donate every month! Excuse me, I must yell at a student for having their skirt over an inch above their knee -"

*Innocent Asian girl with glasses walks by carrying textbooks in a skirt that an inch and two centimeters above her knees*

"HEY YOU! CHANGE! THAT IS NOT ACCEPTABLE!"

"But... but... *bursts into tears* I'm wearing this outfit because after school I have to go to a funeral. My grandpa died of cancer two days ago...""

"Yeah yeah, I don't care! Go change, b*tch!"

*Little Asian girl runs away with tears streaming down her face*

"As I was saying... Dickerson Middle School is a wonderful school to go to. We deprive you your freedom of speech and to choose where you sit, where your locker is, what your elections are, even where you breathe! Recently we added this new rule: Whether you're in the sixth, seventh, or eighth grade, you must ALL walk in a neat, orderly line! Yes, just like you did in third grade! Now I must go yell at some more children for not turning in their overdue library books. Goodbye!"
Girl 1: "God I hate Dickerson Middle School."

Girl 2: "I know right?! They now even make us walk in lines!"

Mrs. Brink: "GIRLS! YOU ARE NOT SILENT AND WALKING IN A LINE! IN MY OFFICE NOW!"

The Dickerson Effect 

The sobering effect of hanging out with someone who is way drunker than you, bringing your buzz down in comparison to theirs
We were all drinking and having a great time until Mike showed up at the party 10 tequila shots in, no one felt quite as drunk anymore. That's the Dickerson Effect, man.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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