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I would rather get my dick sucked

The greatest sarcastic response to any stupid request. Its meant to make people think for a second and then say "well obviously you would". This is my favorite thing to say when my mom asks me to take out the trash. abbreviated: IWRGMDS
example 1
Sy: Yo Ziggy we should start taking yoga classes together.
Ziggy: I would rather get my dick sucked.
example 2
Ziggy: Sy can you help me shave my ass crack?
Sy: IWRGMDS

national get your dick sucked day

If you ask someone to suck your dick they have to
Joey:hey alexis suck my dick its national get your dick sucked day
Alexis:ugh fine come with me

dick suckers cramp 

Mouth open in a position that resembles a koi carp feeding on bread at the surface of a pond.
Gina has "dick suckers cramp". She looks like a goldfish after sucking Carlos' dick all night.

Trump Dick Sucker

Term used to describe rabid supporters of Donald J. Trump who disparage all of his perceived enemies with an unrivaled animosity unseen before 2016.
The way Lyndsey went after Nancy proved he was the biggest Trump Dick Sucker (TDS) in the group.
Trump Dick Sucker by Johnny Donut December 11, 2019

Dick suckery

A term used for being in a shitty situation that never ends.
My relationships are and endless cycle of dick suckery
Dick suckery by Jay and dog February 14, 2017

Huge dick sucker 

Yo rhys your such a dick you suck so much dick and I can't belive you like men and your dick is so small you are a huge dick sucker