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A sex move derived from the shocker/barracuda:

Instead of two in the pink, one in the stink, you put two fingers in the anus (pinky and ring finger) and one in the vagina (index finger).

Named after the carp because it is a bottom-dweller.


"Betty was satisfied with the barracuda but feels more 'full' after the carp"


"To everyone's enjoyment free carps were being handed out"


by Reuben Teuge March 30, 2009
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(Noun) An individual who, in any given conversation, will not hesitate to barge in with predating knowledge of said conversation’s subject or subject matter. Often used to belittle others participating in said conversation or to attempt improved inclusion.

When coupled with an A-framepower stance” it is typically to reinforce alpha male status.

(Verb) To commit the act described in being a carp
While regaling John with a dog training incident from last night, Barry stepped in and carped me. He stated that he had trained dozens of dogs over the last month and in less time than myself. He then informed me that my techniques were ineffective and outdated, as well as clearly not how he would do it.
by Jonathan Smithington February 10, 2012
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Carp

A troll who jumps into a conversation without understanding the original topic and going completely off topic from the original intent of a statement. The person can also be described as performing the act of carping.

Where a Troll is derived from the act of trolling for fish, a carp is is derived from the Asian Carp jumping into the boat on their own.
I blogged a piece on how people's backgrounds influence their decisions but a carp showed up and went completely off topic.
by TheDevilInside November 03, 2012
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A Trashy Heavyset or Thick woman.

Often found lurking in bars; near or around closing time, usually very easy to pick up, but can also become very angry or violent when in groups.

DO NOT APPROACH IF THEY ARE SWIMMING IN PACKS.

They like to eat lots of bar grub, tend to be chain Smokers and consumers of cheap beer.
Dude did you take that Carp home last night, she was dirty.

Yeah Man, but she was the only thing left at closing time.
by Dropkick Johnny September 10, 2009
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1. A fish

2. Misspelling of "crap."

3. In Puzzle Pirates, to play the carpentry puzzle to fix damage to the ship.
1. You caught a crucian carp! Carpe diem!

2. What the fcuk is this carp?

3. Yarr! Two to carp!
by nameless five August 09, 2005
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Often used by stupid retards, supposedly meaning crap. EVEN THOUGH IT MEANS FISH!!!
Liz is such a freakin lurd. She uses carp instead of crap, claiming that it means "complain" which makes no sense whatsoever when she randomly says it in math class. She didnt even know that carp was a fish. That retard.
by LizHater May 23, 2004
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v. When your mom noses the mailmans semen.
Yesterday your mom carped three times.
(editors note) How much mail do you guys get?
by Steve Winters November 01, 2003
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