Carp 

1) Someone who is not at all sus.

2) True, rather than false -- i.e., "Carp" is the opposite of "cap."

"Carp's not sus, unlike Gurcsik, who may be sus."
"OK, class, let's go over these 'Carp or cap' questions..."

Carp by JesuitsRule January 20, 2023

carp 

A sex move derived from the shocker/barracuda:

Instead of two in the pink, one in the stink, you put two fingers in the anus (pinky and ring finger) and one in the vagina (index finger).

Named after the carp because it is a bottom-dweller.

"Betty was satisfied with the barracuda but feels more 'full' after the carp"


"To everyone's enjoyment free carps were being handed out"

carp by Reuben Teuge March 30, 2009

carp 

(Noun) An individual who, in any given conversation, will not hesitate to barge in with predating knowledge of said conversation’s subject or subject matter. Often used to belittle others participating in said conversation or to attempt improved inclusion.

When coupled with an A-frame “power stance” it is typically to reinforce alpha male status.

(Verb) To commit the act described in being a carp

While regaling John with a dog training incident from last night, Barry stepped in and carped me. He stated that he had trained dozens of dogs over the last month and in less time than myself. He then informed me that my techniques were ineffective and outdated, as well as clearly not how he would do it.

carp by Jonathan Smithington March 22, 2012

Carp 

Carp

A troll who jumps into a conversation without understanding the original topic and going completely off topic from the original intent of a statement. The person can also be described as performing the act of carping.

Where a Troll is derived from the act of trolling for fish, a carp is is derived from the Asian Carp jumping into the boat on their own.

I blogged a piece on how people's backgrounds influence their decisions but a carp showed up and went completely off topic.

Carp by TheDevilInside November 3, 2012

Carp 

A Trashy Heavyset or Thick woman.

Often found lurking in bars; near or around closing time, usually very easy to pick up, but can also become very angry or violent when in groups.

DO NOT APPROACH IF THEY ARE SWIMMING IN PACKS.

They like to eat lots of bar grub, tend to be chain Smokers and consumers of cheap beer.

Dude did you take that Carp home last night, she was dirty.

Yeah Man, but she was the only thing left at closing time.

Carp by Dropkick Johnny September 10, 2009

Carp 

Depending upon the narrative, and other context, its to describe the norm / crapfest, and even of a person being querulous, for the most part, at which you don't need constantly. Likewise, it serves as an anagram for fishpaste from schools of bass-turds; the kind of primitive nature, resulting what pain or a drag it seems whenever a certain somebody does the unnecessary.

(distant grumbling in background) (Plankton's thoughts): "ARGH!! Why must I deal with these barnacles, inferior beyond my standard." "From Karen, the Goofy Goobers, the squid and worse of all: KRABS!!) *SIGH* What a load of carp. Everyone in a mile radius: Plankton!! Plankton: Heh-Heh! Words speak out then actions, right? no. No! NOO! Not the face!!

Carp by JMHO May 20, 2020

carp 

1. A fish

2. Misspelling of "crap."

3. In Puzzle Pirates, to play the carpentry puzzle to fix damage to the ship.

1. You caught a crucian carp! Carpe diem!

2. What the fcuk is this carp?

3. Yarr! Two to carp!

carp by nameless five September 3, 2005