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Trump Derangement Syndrome:
Unhappiness caused by the election of Donald Trump to the Presidency of the United States. Sufferers display an inordinate loathing for and preoccupation with Donald Trump. The grief and distress they suffer is real.
Paula: "But it's not fair, and it doesn't make any sense!"

Mack (her husband): "Honey, stop blogging and come to bed!"
Paula: "I hate Trump! I just hate him!"
Mack aside: "I wish there was something I could do to help Paula with her TDS. She just seems so unhappy. When is it going to end?"
by The Lad from Glad November 30, 2016
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Person 1: Dude that guy has a HUGE jacked up truck and his music is so loud I can't hear myself think!

Person 2: TDS, anyone?
by hodie1 September 30, 2010
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Text Delay Syndrome; some one who takes a long time to text back
Me: "Wow Daniel, I texted you an hour ago and you just texted me back. You have TDS."
Daniel: "Whoops sorry"
by jpeezer November 11, 2010
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Also an abbreviation for the so-called "fake news" show on Comedy Central, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, which is so kickass it hurts.
I watch TDS more than any other "real" news show.
by Athena Kay August 03, 2004
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(Testicular Damage Syndrome) When someone hits you in the balls and causes a strong dull ache to the testicles. The aching then enters the stomach which may cause some to vomit. The pain may remain for the rest of the day or for a few hours.
Man: She kicked me in the nuts! I think I'm gonna be sick...
Doctor: Well, it looks like you have a case of TDS.
Man: Oh god no...
by DWalk March 12, 2008
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The Douchebag Society
a large group of kids in middle school and high school who typically play sports, are obnoxious, have MANY girlfriends, and dress with two shirts, the top one usually nike or the school's colors, the bottom underarmour or of the sort, baggy basketball shorts, SUPER high nike socks, and way oversized basketball shoes.
DUDE that new kids obnoxious as hell and frickin dresses like the quarterback, hes definitely TDS material!
by BLAH23456789567546745674654675 November 07, 2010
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