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Trump Derangement Syndrome:
Unhappiness caused by the election of Donald Trump to the Presidency of the United States. Sufferers display an inordinate loathing for and preoccupation with Donald Trump. The grief and distress they suffer is real.
Paula: "But it's not fair, and it doesn't make any sense!"

Mack (her husband): "Honey, stop blogging and come to bed!"
Paula: "I hate Trump! I just hate him!"
Mack aside: "I wish there was something I could do to help Paula with her TDS. She just seems so unhappy. When is it going to end?"
by The Lad from Glad November 30, 2016
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Person 1: Dude that guy has a HUGE jacked up truck and his music is so loud I can't hear myself think!

Person 2: TDS, anyone?
by hodie1 September 30, 2010
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Also an abbreviation for the so-called "fake news" show on Comedy Central, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, which is so kickass it hurts.
I watch TDS more than any other "real" news show.
by Athena Kay August 03, 2004
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Text Delay Syndrome; some one who takes a long time to text back
Me: "Wow Daniel, I texted you an hour ago and you just texted me back. You have TDS."
Daniel: "Whoops sorry"
by jpeezer November 11, 2010
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(Testicular Damage Syndrome) When someone hits you in the balls and causes a strong dull ache to the testicles. The aching then enters the stomach which may cause some to vomit. The pain may remain for the rest of the day or for a few hours.
Man: She kicked me in the nuts! I think I'm gonna be sick...
Doctor: Well, it looks like you have a case of TDS.
Man: Oh god no...
by DWalk March 12, 2008
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An acronym standing for "Typing Deficiency Syndrome"; term refers to a person's inability to type correctly, their typed phrases generally including at least one typo, though several are often present. Appears to be indirectly contagious. Most common among people who spend a majority of their time in front of a computer screen.
This is typing without TDS.

Thia ios tyoing qith TDS.
by Riana B January 01, 2007
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