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Dicksickle

When your dick is frozen like a icicle.
Dude do you have Dicksickle right now ?
by TheAnonymousDefinition October 10, 2016
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Dicksickle

A literal icicle, formed on the end of a male's genitalia. A very unpleasant occurrence, that is brought on primarily by exposure to extreme cold.

Most commonly seen in Canada, where a combination of severely cold, dry air and other factors make this a detrimental condition to natives.
After hunting moose for several hours, I realized that quite a large dicksickle had formed.
by Canada, eh?? December 16, 2010
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dicksickle

Can either be an insult or a term that discribes a cold man's dick. Ment to be offensive and is usually used when a pesrson is being an ass,ect.
The girl thought the boy was a dicksickle for being such a prick to her.
by Lizzie February 27, 2003
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dickfuckle

A person who is ignorant and a prick.
He's such a dickfuckle; I hate him.
by Jack as fuck November 12, 2015
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Dickwicker

Someone who holds a heated desire for another's penis. Or, someone who flames my dick.
Billy Hombre, "You see that dude, he's such a dickwicker." John John, "Yeah, Ginger Chris' been carrying a flame for your cock'n-ballz for years." Billy Hombre, "Gobble chug'm guzzle spank'n bust (with blow job motion)...that dude so flames my dick."
by Coombsie Von Mallen June 12, 2011
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dicklicker

that motherfucker, he's a a total dicklicker.
by gayson May 15, 2006
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Dicksuckery

(v)Dicksuckery is the act of sucking up to someone, in such an extreme manner that you are metaphorically, and at most times, literally sucking their dick. People that use dicksuckery on a daily basis, or perform something along the lines of dicksuckery, are often referred to as dick suckers, tools, lames, dickriders, or suck ups.

(n: simple)Dicksuckery is also a noun that accumulates the several different verbs acquainted with dicksuckery such as sucking dick, taking it, or in fact even being a bitch ass.

(n: proper)When someone performs things that fall under the category of dicksuckery, as if it comes naturally to them, they are often reffered to as being born on Planet Dicksuckery, which is also both metaphorical and physical in most cases. Dicksuckery can also, in some cases become a disease when the person has been sucking the dick of something so frequently, that the person is permanently sucking the dick of the said object (Could range from being a person, to a brand of cereal). Side effects are dry mouth, scraped knees, a low self esteem, and sometimes prostitution.
(v) Frequent dicksuckery makes the heart grow colder. and The mouth much dryer.

(n: simple)Look at all this dicksuckery. Too much dicksuckery to finish the job boss.

(n: simple) I went to school for 8 years to get my degree in dicksuckery

(n: proper)Joe frequently has breathing problems due to male extremities being stuck in his throat. Joe must be from Planet Dicksuckery.

(n: proper)Joe has sucked so much of Matt's dick over the years, that a doctor specially trained to deal with Dicksuckery, has diagnosed Joe with a severe case of Dicksuckery.
by SmashNasty November 15, 2010
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