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Delray Fashion Show 

Moniker for the subclass of scumbags that reside in Delray beach. Can be found creeping in the alley by spot coffee, at Veterans Park, and at the Crossroads club after dark. Characterized by a bad attitude, stupid tattoos and flat brimmed hats. These people are comparable to hipsters, but far worse.
Hey Dave do you want to hit the 730 at veterans park?

Nah man, the Delray fashion show is gonna be there.
Is it a bird? is it a fish? is it a train, perhaps? NO! It's a celestial goddess, approaching you at just above the speed of time. Who is this celestial goddess? Why, it's Delaram of course! Who else??? Delaram has the ability to travel backwards in all directions at the speed of light, and also forward in any direction at the speed of time, as mentioned before. It's impossible to beat the Delaram at anything, as Delaram is simply not human. We humans are limited to the functions of our brains, but Delaram can actually go beyond the brain and astrally project her soul out to the universe and use it as a giant computer to solve problems, whether it's about making immense amounts of friends and becoming the most popular entity in the multiverse, if it's about creating new amazing ideas and realize them OR if it's just about being friendly with a fish. Another interesting fact about Delaram, that many people don't know, is that she is also a cat. An actual cat. And a celestial catess. Many people think that people become obsessed with cats because of the toxoplasma parasite, but that is a myth, as it's actually just Delaram who is becoming the most popular existing being without even trying!
- It's Delaram, the celestial Goddess of eternity and time in general, I salute you!!

- Meow!
Delaram by Tomatoyayto February 21, 2017
A persian name, it comes from the root of del- meaning stomach but in a romantic way meaning coming from deep inside like love.
Delara was Beleived to be the godess of LOVE ! she was in love with the god of good purpose and good will - Bahman.
"she is so delara" meaning : she is so loving
delara by ahmad abdul April 30, 2008
A damn-fine fine-looker. If DeGaray was a mexican cuisine he would be a Mole Pablano due to his spicy nature. DeGarays are too hot to touch and when looking a DeGaray straight in the eye ball you will be forced to salivate freely from the oral cavity. If a DeGaray was an animal he would clearly be a banana slug. Not only do they have nearly identical physiques, but similar penile organs as well. The banana slug has a penile organ that can grow to be the size of it's body. Im not saying that DeGarays have 5 1/2 to 6 foot "goofy goobers" but they are known to never wear shorts and the girth of one leg always wider than the other. You may ask "Which leg's bigger the right or left? You know, hows it hanging? ;). When asked DeGarays simply reply with, "It depends on my mood."
Kevin: "WOW! Who's that damn-fine fine-looker over there with one thick leg?"

John: "Oh thats a DeGaray can't you tell."
DeGaray by SlowJammer69 February 7, 2014

DelArbyMcWendyBellKingIntheboxJr. 

A combination of all (or most) of America's major fast food chains.
"Im hungry, lets get DelArbyMcWendyBellKingIntheboxJr.!I'll eat it all!"