Delaram
Is it a bird? is it a fish? is it a train, perhaps? NO! It's a celestial goddess, approaching you at just above the speed of time. Who is this celestial goddess? Why, it's Delaram of course! Who else??? Delaram has the ability to travel backwards in all directions at the speed of light, and also forward in any direction at the speed of time, as mentioned before. It's impossible to beat the Delaram at anything, as Delaram is simply not human. We humans are limited to the functions of our brains, but Delaram can actually go beyond the brain and astrally project her soul out to the universe and use it as a giant computer to solve problems, whether it's about making immense amounts of friends and becoming the most popular entity in the multiverse, if it's about creating new amazing ideas and realize them OR if it's just about being friendly with a fish. Another interesting fact about Delaram, that many people don't know, is that she is also a cat. An actual cat. And a celestial catess. Many people think that people become obsessed with cats because of the toxoplasma parasite, but that is a myth, as it's actually just Delaram who is becoming the most popular existing being without even trying!
Delaram by Tomatoyayto February 21, 2017
