Groot

cute ass motherfucker that saved the guardians of the galaxy that one time and then turned into a cuter motherfucker after he died and danced to “i want you back” by the jackson 5

i am groot

by harambewasalie August 11, 2016

Groot

To be overly excited, hyper, obnoxious, or completely insane.

Guy 1: HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
Guy 2: Dude, calm down. You're being groot as hell.

by Lucubriousness March 13, 2009

Groot

I am Groot.

Groot: I am Groot.

by ShinyFlygon August 7, 2014

groot

i am groot i am groot i am groot i am groot i am groot i am groot. i am groot.

"i am groot i am groot, i am groot i am groot i am groot."

by pineappleleaf458 June 7, 2018

Groot

1. A term used to describe a man who has a deformed penis, not too dissimilar to a tree branch.

2. Also used in much th same way as twat as an offensive term.

1. Hahahaha, he has a groot

2. Some fukin groot has nicked me fuckin wheels

by spluh January 27, 2006

groot

to be swoll, buff, fit, athletic, and/or big. to attain muscle

"Dude you are looking groot today"
"You wanna hit the gym and get groot?"

by hyperassnigga123 August 13, 2015

GROOT

The base of the penis.

She wrapped her lips around my GROOT.

by Rich_mcd September 23, 2016