groot

i am groot i am groot i am groot i am groot i am groot i am groot. i am groot.

"i am groot i am groot, i am groot i am groot i am groot."

by pineappleleaf458 May 20, 2018

groot

to be swoll, buff, fit, athletic, and/or big. to attain muscle

"Dude you are looking groot today"
"You wanna hit the gym and get groot?"

by hyperassnigga123 July 20, 2015

groot

having a special relationship with a person whose name is usually Tina

lets groot

he's a grooter

by grooter99 July 28, 2009

Groot

cute ass motherfucker that saved the guardians of the galaxy that one time and then turned into a cuter motherfucker after he died and danced to “i want you back” by the jackson 5

i am groot

by harambewasalie August 12, 2016

Grooting

Using only one word or phrase to speak. Inspired by Guardians Of The Galaxy character Groot, who does this.

"Peaches," he growled. "Peaches."
"No offense, but why is he Grooting?"

by Yeeroezian May 04, 2016

Groot

To be overly excited, hyper, obnoxious, or completely insane.

Guy 1: HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
Guy 2: Dude, calm down. You're being groot as hell.

by Lucubriousness February 25, 2009

Groot

I am Groot.

Groot: I am Groot.

by ShinyFlygon August 07, 2014