Deathpain 

Deathpain: an inexplicable pain, with no known cause, and no cure...that... For a moment... Feels like death. It's usually caused by love.

"Dude! I have a deathpain! Can't talk. Wait ...wait...I'm buckled over...aaassrrrggggg. Okay. I can breathe now...What was that?"

Deathpain by Rocker by Association July 19, 2013

Deathpacito 

Deathpacito, also know as Despacito 27, is a brutal way to die. If you are told to "Go commit deathpacito", you will immediately start to hurt all over your body. If the person dabs after telling you to commit deathpacito, you will suddenly start to sing Despacito 3 (also know as minecraftcito) and do fortnite dances until they die.

bob : lmao ur fat
jorge : go commit deathpacito *dabs*
bob : fucc
bob : *dies*

Deathpacito by Dropleto October 30, 2018

Deathanol 

Deathanol is ethanol, or ethyl alcohol(alcohol, "drinking alcohol"). It's a very harmful substance that is commonly found in alcoholic beverages. Prolonged use can cause damage to the heart, liver, and stomach. It can also cause brain damage. Deathanol is responsible for over 80,000 deaths per year. It's more harmful than ecstacy, lsd, ghb, and research chemicals and semi-synthetics. It's produced by fermentation, and is one of the most commonly used lab solvent/chemical. Deathanol has a higher NFPA 704 than 2-methyl-2-butanol (a somewhat less used lab solvent, but still common in laboratories. Intense or continued but not chronic exposure to ethanol(Deathanol) could cause temporary incapacitation or possible residual injury according to the NFPA 704. Exposure to 2-methyl-2-butanol would cause irritation with only minor residual injury. Ethanol(Deathanol, alcohol) causes increase in violence, loss of coordination, and impaired memory and judgement during the course of it's effects. Ethanol(Deathanol) is a depressant, but at low doses causes lower inhibitions and sociability, accompanied by impaired judgement and mild loss of coordination. Toxic metabolites are usually produced by consumption of ethyl alcohol (deathyl alcohol, deathanol). Over time, continual use can cause erratic behavior, damage to the brain(especially the prefrontal cortex), and addiction.

Ethanol is Deathanol!

Deathanol by GhostlyTruther June 21, 2013

deathpickled 

grossly intoxicated. being blacked-out, unable to care for one's self. inability to stand up without assitance.

yeah man, jared was so deathpickled last night that ernie had to babysit him for most of the night.

deathpickled by aids_831 November 19, 2010

Go commit deathpacito 

When u need to kill yourself you should go commit deathpacito xdddddddd

Person 1: i like to play Fortnite1!111!!!11!!11!1!111
Person 2: Go commit deathpacito

Go commit deathpacito by Gobsterattack November 21, 2018

Deathanol 

A fuel made from corn used to displace gasoline usage and excessive oil importation from hostile countries. The corn used to produce Deathanol is not used for its traditional uses such as foreign food aide for underdeveloped countries. The end result is the trading of oil for human life.

My Hummer gets 10 miles per Ethiopian, and filling up with Deathanol is cheap!

Deathanol by Rich_Lather April 16, 2008

deathgrind 

A borderline music genre between death metal and grindcore. Basically, it's too punky to be pure death metal, but the songs are too long and complicated for it to be raw grindcore either.

Good examples are 1989-1992 and post-2000 Napalm Death, first Brutal Truth album, Benighted, Cattle Decapitation, Cephalic Carnage, Misery Index, second Carcass album, Lock Up, Brujeria and early Bolt Thrower.

A: — It sure was a sick grindcore gig we went to yesterday.
B: — Didn't that band play death metal?
A: — Oh, come on, they were grindy as fuck.
C: — Ugh, guys, they play deathgrind.

deathgrind by xXxDESTROYERxOVxPUSSYxXx April 3, 2018