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Deathpacito 

Deathpacito, also know as Despacito 27, is a brutal way to die. If you are told to "Go commit deathpacito", you will immediately start to hurt all over your body. If the person dabs after telling you to commit deathpacito, you will suddenly start to sing Despacito 3 (also know as minecraftcito) and do fortnite dances until they die.
bob : lmao ur fat
jorge : go commit deathpacito *dabs*
bob : fucc
bob : *dies*
Deathpacito by Dropleto October 30, 2018
Words you can keep

Deathpacito 

A way of saying death while absolutely wracking them with despacito.
Go commit deathpacito, fag.
Deathpacito by Commit neckrope January 11, 2019

Deathpacito 

Kid1: ayo what u wanna do?
Kid2: ur mom
Kid1: other than that?
Kid2: commit deathpacito
Deathpacito by SomeKidig_ April 13, 2022

Deathpacito 

Deathpacito is what kids think is Despacito in Despacito song but mostly meaning death in a more prominent way.
"Oi bro! Have you ever played Deathpacito Spider on Roblox? It's scarier than FNAF!"
Deathpacito by Arya Upadhya October 3, 2021

Go commit deathpacito 

When u need to kill yourself you should go commit deathpacito xdddddddd
Person 1: i like to play Fortnite1!111!!!11!!11!1!111
Person 2: Go commit deathpacito

DAETHPACITO 

Daethpacito is a version of despacito that is commonly used by the BIG STURAT fandom, the daeth part means worse than death and pacito means slowly
Go commit DAETHPACITO

This made me want to commit DAETHPACITO
DAETHPACITO by BIG STURAT September 19, 2018

deathpactoi

when you try to type deathpacito but you type it too fast

you need help
i typed deathpactoi while trying to type deathpacito
deathpactoi by toe_eater January 26, 2022
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