ernie

Homosexual lover? Gimme a break! They're PUPPETS people!

Ernie is a *puppet* - without genitalia!

by Alfie The Horndog December 09, 2005

ernie

A sore on your ass from sitting around and doing crossword puzzles all day.

I was sitting around so long that I got an Ernie. It's an actual puss bug that I can't get rid of.

by ibew574 April 11, 2010

erni

Is an amazing pretty girl 👧

“erni is the best human being on earth”

by anonymous November 19, 2020

ernied

1. Being bothered by a self centered individual. 2. Being woken up earlier than desired by a significant other in a sudden and abrupt manner.

Man, I was trying to sleep in and my girlfriend ernied the shit out of me by yelling in my ear and poking me.

by Dr. Walter Fanchy October 06, 2013

Erny

Is a teenager but look and sounds like a decade younger. Special education centre is their spawning ground. says REEEE a lot idk why. Speaks purely in sarcasm.

Rando - *say literally anything*
Erny - REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OoOoOo *sarcastic voice*

by Readraid December 31, 2019

Ernie

Someone who has been tormented from a young age due to having the same name as a puppet. He's good natured however and continues to smile at moronic, repetitive Ernie and Bert jokes. He wears funky shirts and is an inventive and passionate lover.

Secretly, he'd like to punch alot of people in the mouth.

That Ernie hides his violent tendancies with a big smile.

by rubytooshoos February 08, 2010

Ernie

A happy-go-lucky guy who lives with a yellow piece of fabric named Bert. Secretly Bernie plots the downfall of the happy sunshiny days of Sesame Street and will end up ruling a dictatorship.

Ernie smiles alongside with everyone else as the fireworks light up the sky. What everyone else doesn't know is that soon, the whole place will be covered in flames within a 10-mile radius.

by xmancrushmonday November 28, 2016