Ernie 

Someone who has been tormented from a young age due to having the same name as a puppet. He's good natured however and continues to smile at moronic, repetitive Ernie and Bert jokes. He wears funky shirts and is an inventive and passionate lover.

Secretly, he'd like to punch alot of people in the mouth.

That Ernie hides his violent tendancies with a big smile.

Ernie by rubytooshoos February 8, 2010

Ernie 

A happy-go-lucky guy who lives with a yellow piece of fabric named Bert. Secretly Bernie plots the downfall of the happy sunshiny days of Sesame Street and will end up ruling a dictatorship.

Ernie smiles alongside with everyone else as the fireworks light up the sky. What everyone else doesn't know is that soon, the whole place will be covered in flames within a 10-mile radius.

Ernie by xmancrushmonday November 28, 2016

Ernie 

The biggest meme boy in town, he's super cute and aims to have a profession in music, his best friend is Bean, #NoHomo

That dude is such an ernie, i wish i was like him

Ernie by sneakysnek October 26, 2017

Ernie 

(Also Ernest)
noun

In New Zealand, an amount of pot equal to $100 worth. (Approximately a third of an ounce)
A hundy or a hundred bag.
Given this name as Ernest Rutherford is on the $100 note in New Zealand.

Hey man, do you have an Ernie for me?
Yeah, sure.
*hands over one hundred dollars*
*receives one hundred bucks worth of weed*

Ernie by JezzBomb August 3, 2011

ernie 

Homosexual lover? Gimme a break! They're PUPPETS people!

Ernie is a *puppet* - without genitalia!

ernie by Alfie The Horndog December 9, 2005

Ernie 

A guy who is so fucking cool that he isnt very cool at all

Look at that guy over there leaning against the tree with his black sunglasses on not doing anything: he is such an Ernie

Ernie by DarkSentence July 31, 2010

Ernie 

Ernie er en nørdet taber

Gal en Ernie

Fuck du er en Ernie

Ernie by Ølhunden March 2, 2016