Teacher: Jared could you read this
Jared:i cant Hi my name is Jared and i never fucking learned how to read
Jared:i cant Hi my name is Jared and i never fucking learned how to read
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they went to jared
by 7layersofsin May 31, 2010
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Jordan: Hey, i thought your friend was going to be here by now.
Jay: Yeah, it’s Jared so he’ll be 30 minutes late as usual.
Jay: Yeah, it’s Jared so he’ll be 30 minutes late as usual.
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jeny: jared your soo weird
jared: no u!
jeny: jk your cool
jared: no u!
jeny: aww thanks teehee!!
jared: no u!
jeny: k.. getting annoying now.
jared: lalalala
jeny: ah my ears!
jared: no u!
jeny: jk your cool
jared: no u!
jeny: aww thanks teehee!!
jared: no u!
jeny: k.. getting annoying now.
jared: lalalala
jeny: ah my ears!
by jeny March 3, 2008
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I'm right,my name is jared.
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