Dallas'd

When you fuck something up so bad it's unfixable

You really Dallas'd that fucking pallet didn't ya

by Winglesschicken August 26, 2021

Dallas D

Hottest chick you could know. Sings like a freaking angel, like, mind blown. Gets down, believe that. Best friend and wife, period. Hands Down

His wife Dallas D is dope as hell!

by A Domy August 7, 2021

Dallas dustblow

A blowjob from a meth addict prostitute.

Ronnie just wanted to get his dick sucked. So he gave some tweaker whore $5 and a cigarette for a Dallas dustblow.

by Nutzen YerMouf March 4, 2018

dallas dangler

While making a cocktail (alcoholic beverage) for someone, you use your erect penis to stir the drink.

Bar Patron: "One Jack and Coke please."
Bartender (or twisted friend): "Coming right up." (You then whip out your erect cock and stir the poor bastards's drink to perfection). AKA the "Dallas Dangler."
Bar Patron: (Sip) "...Ahhh, that's a STIFF Jack and Coke!!"

by Mike 111825 January 2, 2008

dallas duncan

A super fat fuck who sweats a lot and gets caught fucking a preachers daughter like a dumbass

He just looks like a Dallas Duncan

by B!gD!ckB@nd!t February 18, 2015

Dallas dartboard

When a person throws a dildo like a dart (or knife, depending on size) at a person who is bent over without pants in an attempt to lodge the dildo in that persons open anus

After the frat attempted the dallas dartboard, james’ asshole was bruised for a week and they all signed to a no homo agreement as per bro code

by Your favorite ginger December 19, 2017

Dallas Daiquiri

A Dallas Daiquiri is closely related to a Dirty Sanchez, Cleveland Steamer or a Hot Karl. The only difference is that it is always runny or similar to diarrhea. The most popular version is introduced directly into the recipients mouth. A daiquiri is very messy and nature so it is common for it to end up on different parts of the body.

My girl loves to give me a rim job and last night I surprised her with her first Dallas Daiquiri.

by DanTX May 13, 2008