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Phrase used after one inadvertently says something that sounds gay.
by EJL March 23, 2004
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1. A phrase said after saying something that could be interpreted as homosexual to someone of the same gender as the speaker.

2. A phrase used in the above context, so that one can say something very gay about someone but still technically remain straight. Acts as a loophole for people to say really, really gay things that otherwise would just not be socially acceptable. People might still look at you weird though.
That test was pretty hard, looking back on it. No homo.
Damn, son, that shirt looks good on you bro. No homo.
No homo, but you're a good looking guy.
Man, I bet you're crazy in bed, no homo.
I want to suck your fucking dick in my mouth until you're about to cum, and then let you jizz all over my face. No homo.
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An addendum to a possibly homosexual-sounding statement. Working as a "Get Out of Jail Free" card, it allows the speaker to maintain his or her heterosexual reputation no matter how homosexual the previous or forthcoming statement.
I'm coming out of the closet; I am gay, I have had gay sex numerous times, and I am moving to Massachusetts with my boyfriend to gave a gay marriage. No homo.
by Buizly October 25, 2008
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A phrase that makes you straight NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY/DO.
Idiot Male 1: I find men attractive and I love to suck cock. I also like big black dick up my asshole.
Idiot Male 2: EEEEWWWWW.
Idiot Male 1: No homo.
Idiot Male 2: Oh, Okay.
by FrigidAir July 29, 2008
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1. "the fact that i've never, as long as you've known me, been a homosexual might escape you, so in case i say something that can be remotely mistaken for homosexual in nature, i'd like to reassure you that i'm not trying to seduce you."

2. "i kinda want you to notice the gayness of something i've just said that would have otherwise gone completely unnoticed"
1. "you're tall; no homo"

2. "just a second, i'm coming; no homo"
by ghey is ghey August 09, 2007
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Said to show that you aren't gay after saying something that sounded gay.
Hay man, pass the nuts. No homo
I cornered him in my room and nailed him with a board. No homo
by Anonymous October 21, 2003
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1.) A phrase that you say after a potentially gay sentence or act and get away with it without actually being considered a homosexual.

2) A phrase to cover up your gay side after a gay sentence or act because you ARE actually a homo but you're not out of the closet yet.
1) "Stay on my ass. No Homo."

2) "Yeah, Paul and I also like to get oiled up and wrestle each other naked for 30 minutes and then take a long hot bath together listening to Celine Dion. No homo."
by urbanwiktionary September 30, 2009
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