by EJL March 23, 2004
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An addendum to a possibly homosexual-sounding statement. Working as a "Get Out of Jail Free" card, it allows the speaker to maintain his or her heterosexual reputation no matter how homosexual the previous or forthcoming statement.
I'm coming out of the closet; I am gay, I have had gay sex numerous times, and I am moving to Massachusetts with my boyfriend to gave a gay marriage. No homo.
by Buizly October 25, 2008
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1. "the fact that i've never, as long as you've known me, been a homosexual might escape you, so in case i say something that can be remotely mistaken for homosexual in nature, i'd like to reassure you that i'm not trying to seduce you."
2. "i kinda want you to notice the gayness of something i've just said that would have otherwise gone completely unnoticed"
2. "i kinda want you to notice the gayness of something i've just said that would have otherwise gone completely unnoticed"
by ghey is ghey August 09, 2007
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by Anonymous October 21, 2003
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Idiot Male 1: I find men attractive and I love to suck cock. I also like big black dick up my asshole.
Idiot Male 2: EEEEWWWWW.
Idiot Male 1: No homo.
Idiot Male 2: Oh, Okay.
Idiot Male 2: EEEEWWWWW.
Idiot Male 1: No homo.
Idiot Male 2: Oh, Okay.
by FrigidAir July 29, 2008
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the phrase that, when uttered in conversation makes the speaker sound gayer than if he or she had not said it.
by jacksonguitarist May 11, 2008
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Something idiotic straight, white 12-year-old boys say after giving each other a high five or touching in any way. Saying no homo apparently makes everything non gay. No matter what was said or done previously, speaking this word maintains one's heterosexuality.
"I'm moving to San Francisco with my boyfriend. We just finished having gay sex and I gave him a hardcore blowjob. Our house is going to be rainbow with pink furniture. We are going to wear colorful polo shirts every day with khaki shorts and Sperrys. We're going to a gay pride parade after this. And then we're going to makeout like the flamers we are. No homo."
by hotprincebodybae June 17, 2015
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