DIYFS

"Do It Your Fucking Self"

Something whores say on Facebook to get attention from males who don't even care anymore about the millions pictures of her tits she keeps in albums titled with lyrics from that one song by that band no one likes.

"Dude, send me your essay. It's in tomorrow and I still haven't done it?"
"lol, diyfs you lazy shit"
"wanker."

Taylor: 'I'm so horny. Someone come fuck me?'
Jamie: diyfs you sket

by xanderbozz March 13, 2012

Diyos

The word "Diyos" is a Filipino term for God. Probably came from Spanish.

"Matakot ka sa Dioys." - Fear God
"Diyos ko!" - Oh My God

by Jan Salvilla March 4, 2007

DIFS

do it for state; usually used by college students

Joe: Yo shotgun that beer
Frank: Nah bruh, I'm good
Joe: Come on man! DIFS
Frank: Oh, alright

by chiggachigga24 April 21, 2018

T Diffs

Shortening of the worn-out phrase, "technical difficulties."

Ladies and gents, we're having some t diffs, but we'll be moving on shortly.

by Musicman112RD September 29, 2010

diyashree

A girl who is cute, crazy, happy and alive from outside but sad from inside, a girl who has big dreams.

She's a diyashree, that's why i like her.

by Anonymousfartbomb February 5, 2018

DYFS

Division of Youth and Family Services; it is an organization that aims to prevent child abuse in New Jersey by taking children away from predator parents.

They are responsible for investigating allegations of child abuse and neglect and, if necessary, arranging for the child's protection and the family's treatment.

Basically, they lock away dead beat Dads and send kids to foster homes. If a kid calls DYFS, they come, no matter what.

It is based out of NJ, and for NJ only.

Their Mission Statement:
To ensure the safety, permanency and well-being of children and to support families.

Vrunda: I called DYFS last nite.
Rose: Did they come to your house!?
Vrunda: Yeah huh, and they took daddy away for hurting me.
Alyssa: That's why grown men shouldnt whip children, DYFS sends them to JAIL!

by g-diggity January 1, 2008

dilfsexual

Someone who is only attracted to DILFs. most probably gold diggers

Jordana- Im such a dilfsexual
Amy- What does that mean?
Jordana- I like old dick

by yeah the yobbo chats May 5, 2021