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"Do It Your Fucking Self"

Something whores say on Facebook to get attention from males who don't even care anymore about the millions pictures of her tits she keeps in albums titled with lyrics from that one song by that band no one likes.
"Dude, send me your essay. It's in tomorrow and I still haven't done it?"
"lol, diyfs you lazy shit"
"wanker."

Taylor: 'I'm so horny. Someone come fuck me?'
Jamie: diyfs you sket
DIYFS by xanderbozz March 13, 2012
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The word "Diyos" is a Filipino term for God. Probably came from Spanish.
"Matakot ka sa Dioys." - Fear God
"Diyos ko!" - Oh My God
Diyos by Jan Salvilla March 4, 2007
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do it for state; usually used by college students
Joe: Yo shotgun that beer
Frank: Nah bruh, I'm good
Joe: Come on man! DIFS
Frank: Oh, alright
DIFS by chiggachigga24 April 21, 2018
Shortening of the worn-out phrase, "technical difficulties."
Ladies and gents, we're having some t diffs, but we'll be moving on shortly.
T Diffs by Musicman112RD September 29, 2010

diyashree 

A girl who is cute, crazy, happy and alive from outside but sad from inside, a girl who has big dreams.
She's a diyashree, that's why i like her.
diyashree by Anonymousfartbomb February 5, 2018
Division of Youth and Family Services; it is an organization that aims to prevent child abuse in New Jersey by taking children away from predator parents.

They are responsible for investigating allegations of child abuse and neglect and, if necessary, arranging for the child's protection and the family's treatment.

Basically, they lock away dead beat Dads and send kids to foster homes. If a kid calls DYFS, they come, no matter what.

It is based out of NJ, and for NJ only.

Their Mission Statement:
To ensure the safety, permanency and well-being of children and to support families.
Vrunda: I called DYFS last nite.
Rose: Did they come to your house!?
Vrunda: Yeah huh, and they took daddy away for hurting me.
Alyssa: That's why grown men shouldnt whip children, DYFS sends them to JAIL!
DYFS by g-diggity January 1, 2008

dilfsexual 

Someone who is only attracted to DILFs. most probably gold diggers
Jordana- Im such a dilfsexual
Amy- What does that mean?
Jordana- I like old dick
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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