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delosexual 

someone who is addicted to using funnels. They will funnel things such as grapes and shit into their mouth, but they will also funnel them into their anal cavity, their belly button, their dickhole, their ear, and their nose. It gives them immense pleasure to funnel cum mixed with eals into their anal cavity, then they will crap it out into a bucket and funnel it into their dickhole.
fuck you delosexual
delosexual by HORNYGREENMAN January 20, 2017

Digisexual 

Someone who is in love with artificial intelligence.
Dude did you hear about the marriage between Akihiko Kondo and Hatsune Miku? Apparently he’s Digisexual.
Digisexual by Digisexual January 6, 2019

Dnfsexual 

A invalid sexuality that doesn't exist in the lgbtq+ community. In fact dnfsexual was made base on a ship "dreamnotfound" its just shortened to "Dnf" and their slur is "sapnap."
Some bitch:Hey! I think Im dnfsexual!
Me: 6 feat please.
Dnfsexual by Your mom,3 December 6, 2021

dirusexual

You are dirusexual, when you feel more consulted to the band Dir en grey than to the male or female gender (or other human in general). You just love Dir en grey, more than everything. Dir en grey is your everything. You are just in love with Dir en grey, only with Dir en grey.
Nimue is dirusexual.
dirusexual by Owarired March 31, 2013

Dinosexual 

Is someone that can't be bothered finding someone to have sex with, thus leading to the extinction of there species.
Dynomite is such a Dinosexual.
Dinosexual by Digger111 July 9, 2014

Dirksexual 

Someone who is dirksexual is sexually and/or romantically attracted to Dirk Strider from Homestuck.
Person 1: You see Rust over there?
Person 2: Yeah?
Person 1: They’re Dirksexual.
Dirksexual by Tellmmmmmjhhh August 9, 2020
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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