someone who is addicted to using funnels. They will funnel things such as grapes and shit into their mouth, but they will also funnel them into their anal cavity, their belly button, their dickhole, their ear, and their nose. It gives them immense pleasure to funnel cum mixed with eals into their anal cavity, then they will crap it out into a bucket and funnel it into their dickhole.
A invalid sexuality that doesn't exist in the lgbtq+ community. In fact dnfsexual was made base on a ship "dreamnotfound" its just shortened to "Dnf" and their slur is "sapnap."
You are dirusexual, when you feel more consulted to the band Dir en grey than to the male or female gender (or other human in general). You just love Dir en grey, more thaneverything. Dir en grey is your everything. You are just in love with Dir en grey, only with Dir en grey.