DYFS

Division of Youth and Family Services; it is an organization that aims to prevent child abuse in New Jersey by taking children away from predator parents.

They are responsible for investigating allegations of child abuse and neglect and, if necessary, arranging for the child's protection and the family's treatment.

Basically, they lock away dead beat Dads and send kids to foster homes. If a kid calls DYFS, they come, no matter what.

It is based out of NJ, and for NJ only.

Their Mission Statement:
To ensure the safety, permanency and well-being of children and to support families.

Vrunda: I called DYFS last nite.
Rose: Did they come to your house!?
Vrunda: Yeah huh, and they took daddy away for hurting me.
Alyssa: That's why grown men shouldnt whip children, DYFS sends them to JAIL!

by g-diggity December 6, 2007

DYF

Acronym for Diabetes Youth Foundation, Detroit Youth Foundation, DoubleYew Film, Dissertation Year Fellowship, or Design Your Future(workshop).

"Why haven't you been calling?"
"Nah, i've just been busy with this DYF workshop bullshit."

by omu August 27, 2013

DYF

Can stand for multiple things; “down to fuck”, “did u fuck”, and the one kids use when they are still pure minded, “did you fart”

Tessa: hey
Max: hey, I’m so horny. DTF?
Or:
Sophia: hi
Thomas: Sophia, how did last night go with Sean? DYF?
OR....
Random 7yr old kid: eww the air smells bad, DYF?

by 12@4,&:&;& July 6, 2020