shortening 

Solid fat used to make pastry.

I don't eat shortening based products anymore.

shortening by manulojose November 4, 2014

Shartoning 

The practice of singing songs but altering the words to be relevant to farts or shit.

Did you hear Callan shartoning at band practice. He is a mad shartoner.

Shartoning by Heathenlamb July 30, 2018

The Shittening 

Like 'The Happening' It's the sudden realization that the shit your holding in is worse than you thought. Often when you feel you don't need to go and an immediate urge to shit heavily comes from nowhere

"Last week i was walking to work when i suddenly felt 'The Shittening' It was fucking insane!"

The Shittening by ultimatetroll69 April 29, 2019

2010 Part 2 the Re-Sh*t Stormening 

Put basically, it's 2011. We are not even a week into the new year (unless this gets publised and your reading it at a future time) and it's turning out that nobody really cares that it's a new year. Politicaly, everyone is still bitching about problems from 2010, like Obamacare, the Republicans taking controle of the House of Representatives, Obama imagineering money into this country (which is going to fuck us all over), the whole illegal immagration, and of course Wikileaks and the WTF a.k.a the Wikileaks Task Force.

The term 2010 Part 2 the Re-Sh*t Stormening was first use by John Stewert on the Daily Show as he explained all of the crap I wrote above.

2010 Part 2 the Re-Sh*t Stormening by Xero _ Manifest January 6, 2011

Penis Sharpening 

When low and middle level managers and supervisiors stand around and brag up various achevements and decisions that to any rational outside observer appear highly overrated at best and approaching fiascos at worst.

Geez Dennis and Jim have stood around all day penis sharpening about what they did during the blizzard.

Penis Sharpening by wittle buddy squarepants February 18, 2010

sharpening the pencil 

the act of when while a girl and a guy are having sex the guy lays down and holds his dick straight as she spins as she goes up and down.

Yo dude me and that girl were sharpening the pencil last night.

sharpening the pencil by big mike5334 September 26, 2010

shorting a stock

taking an investment position that will benefit if the value of the stock goes down. Traditionally, "shorting a stock" means borrowing shares of stock from another broker, selling them, then buying them back (after the price has fallen) in order to return the stocks to the broker from whom they were borrowed.

You can short a stock using a derivative; this can include buying futures in the stock (i.e., a contract to sell someone else the stocks); or buying a put option (also called a put). A third way is to write a call (i.e., a call option, also known as a call) for the stock.

Shorting a stock usually requires a great deal of skill and courage; even the most talented short will only make money during rare crises.

shorting a stock by Abu Yahya April 5, 2010