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snod

acronym for: Slutty New Outfit Day

This is when attractive girls wear outfits that are very slutty on the first good day of spring. They are often found walking in malls or general shopping areas.

Sometimes the girls are very ugly, causing this event to be unwanted or obscene.
Jim: hey look at that girl over there; she's wearing a short skirt, thong, and barely any shirt!
George: wow, i didn't think that was legal.
Jim: That would be a SNOD.

Britney Spears dresses like everyday is a SNOD!
by g-diggity June 12, 2006
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tarjay

The alternative pronunciation of the big-box store Target.

Calling "Target" by the moniker "Tarjay" aims to make the shopping experience seem more upscale than it really is.

If you are always shopping at the big-box store, you may be stigmatized by your friends who shop at Whole Foods or at a mom and pop store.

To prevent this, all you need to do is make the name of the big-box store sound more sophisticated and upscale.

It adds a seemingly French sound to the name, and that sounds impressive, or even extraordinary
Ann: Did you buy that button down shirt from the local store in town?
Bruno: No, I bought it from tarjay...oh-la-la
Ann: Oh, you mean Target?
Bruno: Yeah, but calling it Tarjay sounds fancier, and conceals the fact that i am cheap.
by g-diggity April 21, 2008
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Tube Snake

SLANG~ Surfboard

It is also the name of a ZZ-Top song, "tube snake boogie"
Alfonso: Check those waves dude; you bring the tube snake?
Riccardo: It's called a SURFBOARD you moron

zz top~
When she boogie,
She do the tube snake boogie.
by g-diggity August 31, 2008
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JAR

ACRONYM: Just Aint Right.

This word is used to describe children who "Just Aint Right"

Synonyms: POPP, stupid, dumb, naughty, never going to fit in types, not mainstream, messed up, etc, etc, and so forth.

they have little or no potential to be normal until they get the right treatment/therapy.
Maria: Johnny has ADD.
Hose: No he doesnt, Johnny is a JAR!

Alex: This boy needs to go to the institution
John: Yeah, there is nothing we can do about it. He is a JAR.
by g-diggity June 12, 2006
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dolphin surveillance

When a surveillance team blatently exposes themselves on purpose, and then dissapears completely, giving a suspect false security.

Based on how dolphins are observed in the ocean...

"now you see us, now you don't"

A sloppy and easy to spot team trails a suspect, gets noticed, and then after awhile, they stop pursuing the suspect. The suspect realizes that the people spying on him have stopped, and then gets a false sense of security.

It would be as if the people tailing you had left you for a picnic. (or so you think...)

But instead of the sloppy team tailing the suspect, a new upscaled professional team moves in to do surveillance, with precision and fixed posts.
Jon: There were two people following us, and they were out of place; not dressed like most people in Manhatten...It is SO obvious that they are following us, i've noticed them twice today...
David: Yes, but now they aren't anywhere to be seen... It's like they dissapeared on us.
Jon: Diana told me about this, it's dolphin surveillance!
by g-diggity May 28, 2008
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BSBC

Acronym: Baseball Sucks Balls Club.

The people in the BSBC hate baseball with a passion. They are usually athletic soccer players looking to smite lazy baseball players.

The key argument for this group is that baseball is the lazy-man sport, whereas soccer is truly an athletic sport.

There is no violence associated with this group, however there is a lot of spite.
Jeff: I hate baseball.
Glen: It's not so bad, except for the fact that baseball players think they are more athletic then us soccer players.
Alex: why dont you join BSBC?
Jeff: why?
Alex: 'cause BASEBALL SUX BALLS!
by g-diggity September 4, 2008
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jihadi cities

Cities that are built only with the intention of setting them ablaze at the most opportune moment.

With billions of dollars invested into a city, a radical terrorist who happens to be an engineering genius can plan to build a city that with the sole purpose of destroying it to kill.

most likely part of a jihad

Cities are built up to the point of extreme population density, and filled with many tourists.

Giant skyscrapers meticulously tumble to the ground with geomechanic landslide-like wizardry, timed impeccably with the instant fall of dozens of other buildings through out the city’s inner core that fulfill their destinies in splendid calculations of self-dismantling sidewalk tragedy.
Ehror City, the future city of the world, is where 20 million people reside. There are only 4 exits out of this city.

However, it is one of the jihadi cities, and it was built by radical engineers with a plot to destroy it.
by g-diggity March 16, 2008
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