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Jan 18 Word of the Day
1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.

In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.

2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.
1. Guy: "Aw man, I feel like absolute shit today."
Friend: "Yeah, same here. I hate Blue Monday."

2. "I wish I could sing Blue Monday to my ex-girlfriend, she's such a bitch."
by L_Roku August 31, 2007
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Just an absolute sound cunt. Always the kings of the party, keeps everything going, dances their socks off and everyone thinks they are hilarious. A complete shagger and most importantly supports Celtic. Also drinks Gentfast (first cousin of Buckfast)
β€˜Who’s that fit legend in the Celtic jersey, he’s obviously a complete GENT’

Scott Brown is a complete Gent
by Board of Gents June 16, 2020
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A member of the "Gentrification" movement in San Francisco and Silicon Valley. A, usually, male who either moved to the area for or wanted to join a start-up.

Tell tale signs of a Gent are:
-Works at a start-up
-May label them self as an entrepreneur
-Has a job they can't really explain
-Inflated sense of self
-Superiority complex
-Could be considered a 'hipster' but has too much money for that.
-Tinder whore
-Commitmentphobes

The Northern California yuppie of the 2010s.
I met this gent through Tinder who took me for a ride in his Tesla and asked if I've ever been to Prague.

That gent thinks he's going to change the world with his new app about organic parasailing.
by Sanfrannative February 15, 2014
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Dudes from Inner/Greater London who buy 'suave' looking clothes from Primark etc such as black tailored coats, white shirt/black tie pack, cheap cufflinks, big fake diamond earrings, anything bling as long as its black/white/'diamond' coloured. Drink Alizee', Hennessey, Courvoisier, Martell, sometimes Jack Daniels, Remy Martin (only on payday), and even now are beginning to become wine connoisseurs, with many Gents showing their partiality to a bit of Rose' here and there. Posing for photos with as many bottles of the aforementioned luxuries in hand is a must if one wishes to be recognised as a possessor of 'True' or 'Original Gent (O.G.)' status.
Gent 1: 'Ay staah- we landin on dat shubz 2nite?'

Gent 2: 'You dun kno fam-need to sort out my outfit doe still'

Gent 1: 'What u bussin 2nite? Black n white?'

Gent 2: 'Obviously fam, True Gents out ere. Need to wait til 6pm til I go out 2 get da juice, cos thats when I get paid still'

Gent 1: 'Man might juss bring dat leftover Martell from last week still, P's are low u get me?'

Gent 2: 'Is that how ur goin on? What u gonna pose wiv when ur Martell dregs are all drunk up an ting?'

Gent 1: 'Ah man....'MUM CAN U LEND ME TWENTY POUND PLEEZ?......PLEEEEEZ MUMMY!'

Gent 2: 'You're one chief cuz'

Gent 1: 'Allow me fam'
by TrueGentO.G. January 17, 2011
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Use of this word to describe just about anything, refer to Jawn, Jawnt
"Lemme get one dem gents", "Son them gents was raw yo"
by Kevintheslevin August 19, 2008
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is a gang from chicago and will kill every fucking gang bitch.

sdk, viking killa,king kill
almighty harrison gents nation
come threw niggas ya get stomp
by juluis January 26, 2005
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