Cripesy (krIpsee) – Generally the adjective form of cripes but occasionally used as an exclamation. The word can be used to mean several things, but useage and voice inflection is important to convey the proper meaning.

1 – Someone’s bad or irritable mood.
2 – A physical irritation or unpleasantness.
3 – Something soiled or dirty.
4 – Someone whorish or diseased.
5 – Describing a less than satisfactory effort and result.
6 – Something that doesn’t go together.
7 – Unstable or poorly constructed.
8 – Poorly performing and functioning.
9 – Expressing dismay, being overwhelmed, anxious, or flustered.
10 – An exclamation of surprise.

1 - Chris needs to get laid; he has sure been cripesy lately
2 - After running ten miles yesterday, my left knee is sure cripesy.
3 - After being on the river, drinking and falling in and out of the canoe all day, my clothes and I were pretty cripesy.
4 - That girl that Jim picked up at the bar was sure cripesy…he should probably go to the clinic.
5 - That pass that I just shanked was sure cripesy. (volleyball)
6 - Bella, being pregnant, craved the cripesy combination of pickles and ice cream. Travis must have been drunk to wear black shoes with a brown belt, it was pretty cripesy.
7 - The cripesy stairs shook and wobbled as I walked down them. Drunk Chris stumbled into the wall…he was sure cripesy.
8 – The cripesy flashlight flickered off and on during the power outage.
9 - “I have to go to the gym, let the dog out, finish my homework and be at work by 7 tomorrow morning…cripesy, I’m not going out tonight.”
10 - “Cripesy, two open parking spots by the door!”

cripesy by Trloch March 19, 2008

Greg Cipes

Amazing voice actor who is amazing and gorgeous...So fabulously hot...

Has starred in:
Announcer for Cartoon Network from July to October 2008.
Atlas in the 2003 Astro Boy anime
Beast Boy in Teen Titans, Teen Titans video game, Teen Titans: Trouble in Tokyo, and DC Universe Online, Adonis, and Private H.I.V.E. in Teen Titans
Yoshi and Lakitu in Super Mario 64 DS
Buddy the Bellhop in MySims for the Wii video game console
Caleb, Clubber in W.I.T.C.H.
Chiro in Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go!
Cody from Hot Shots Tennis for the Playstation 2
Dean the WOOHP agent from Totally Spies!
Horace and Emo Kid in Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil
J.R. (Member of boy band "The Sulky Boys") in All Grown Up!
Jack from the Royal Flush Gang in Justice League
Kevin Levin in Ben 10: Alien Force, Ben 10: Ultimate Alien, and Ben 10: Omniverse
Michelangelo in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012 series}Numbuh 1600 and Lt. Seltzer in Codename: Kids Next Door
Roger the orangutan in Father of the Pride
Ryan in The Wild
Steve Jackson in Fish Hooks
Sly in Generator Rex
Iron Fist in Ultimate Spider-Man

"OMG!!! Beastboy and Mikey sound the same! Ohmigod!!! It's Greg Cipes!!!"

"OMG!!! Greg Cipes!!! Please sign my breasts!!!

Greg Cipes by Raphi-girl July 17, 2012

cripes

What one says when they are extremely annoyed of frustrated by another or something. Often replaces the "damn it".

CRIPES! Would you just leave me the Hell alone already?!

cripes by CoshSA June 5, 2005

jesus cripes

Used to express surprise

OH JESUS CRIPES I RAN OVER A PHEASANT

jesus cripes by Cripes Almightly! October 16, 2013

Jeepers Cripes

The son of Gosh.

Praise Jeepers or you'll be darned to Heck!

Jeepers Cripes by ... June 8, 2004

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026