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cripesy

Cripesy (krIpsee) – Generally the adjective form of cripes but occasionally used as an exclamation. The word can be used to mean several things, but useage and voice inflection is important to convey the proper meaning.

1 – Someone’s bad or irritable mood.
2 – A physical irritation or unpleasantness.
3 – Something soiled or dirty.
4 – Someone whorish or diseased.
5 – Describing a less than satisfactory effort and result.
6 – Something that doesn’t go together.
7 – Unstable or poorly constructed.
8 – Poorly performing and functioning.
9 – Expressing dismay, being overwhelmed, anxious, or flustered.
10 – An exclamation of surprise.
1 - Chris needs to get laid; he has sure been cripesy lately
2 - After running ten miles yesterday, my left knee is sure cripesy.
3 - After being on the river, drinking and falling in and out of the canoe all day, my clothes and I were pretty cripesy.
4 - That girl that Jim picked up at the bar was sure cripesy…he should probably go to the clinic.
5 - That pass that I just shanked was sure cripesy. (volleyball)
6 - Bella, being pregnant, craved the cripesy combination of pickles and ice cream. Travis must have been drunk to wear black shoes with a brown belt, it was pretty cripesy.
7 - The cripesy stairs shook and wobbled as I walked down them. Drunk Chris stumbled into the wall…he was sure cripesy.
8 – The cripesy flashlight flickered off and on during the power outage.
9 - “I have to go to the gym, let the dog out, finish my homework and be at work by 7 tomorrow morning…cripesy, I’m not going out tonight.”
10 - “Cripesy, two open parking spots by the door!”
by Trloch March 19, 2008
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cripes almighty

when you're super super surprised but cant say bad words because you're Coraline
Cripes almighty! How are my best trolls?!
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cripes

What one says when they are extremely annoyed of frustrated by another or something. Often replaces the "damn it".
CRIPES! Would you just leave me the Hell alone already?!
by CoshSA June 5, 2005
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jesus cripes

OH JESUS CRIPES I RAN OVER A PHEASANT
by Cripes Almightly! October 16, 2013
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cripsy crunch

A car wreck involving several members of a street gang.
Three ambulances were called to a cripsy crunch, where there was blood, guts, and limbs scattered everywhere.
by circushead September 29, 2006
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Jeepers Cripes

Praise Jeepers or you'll be darned to Heck!
by ... June 8, 2004
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For cripes sake!

Interjection of anger or annoyance, like darn it, son-of-a-gun!, etc. Euphemistic form of for Christ's sake.
Person: 1 Go f*ck yourself!

Person 2: For cripes sake! Shut up!

Person 1: What does that mean?

Person 2: It means for Christ's sake but without offending anyone.
by Matthew678 March 8, 2019
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