JESUS

your savior, he loves even when you mess up.

Jesus christ is my savior

by March 12, 2021

JESUS

Jesus is a crazy Mexican but good to hang out out with and hes really bad at fornite though.

Jesus is a good dude

by duff455 April 24, 2018

JESUS

1. a hobo who got raped by gay hobos who also was kindly given roses to put on his stupid head. 2.a fagot who got nailed onto a dildo cross by the K.K.K

man 1-look at that poor man on the cross.
man 2-wait is that a dildo.
man 1-holy shit it is a dildo
man 2-what a jesus.

by TRENTON BIG NOSE January 02, 2009

JESUS

A pretty cool chap according to his fans. Played in goal for Tottenham Hotspur FC in the late 60's.

Eddie Wolstenholme (commentator): "JESUS SAVES.. but Best knocks in the rebound!!

by mr Cunninglinguist April 01, 2013

JESUS

Luke is jesus the definition of Jesus is Luke Benjamin Woollett

Luke is Jesus

by lololololol, December 14, 2017

Jesus

the most famous zombie ever

romero only WISHES he could cast jesus in a movie

by Lily_of_Geeks October 13, 2009

Jesus

A pretty cool guy whose reputation has been run down by his horrible fan-club.

Used by the said fan-club as an excuse to do whatever they decide is “right.”

Dude: “Hey! What the hell are you doing to my car???”
Other dude: “Jesus’ will.”

by Shard March 01, 2005