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cuntslag 

1.the stain left by the juices of the vagina, esp. when dried manifesting in solid pieces.
2.a person whose birth and life is reffered to as a walking stain of vaginal dishchage rather than a human being.
3.a term for a person made redundant.
4.a community with a high unemployment rate, esp ex-colliery or ex-manufacruing towns.
5.a general term for the lowest most degenerate people in society: criminals, junkies, whores, politicians, peodophiles (catholic priests), rapists, neo nazis, shop floor managers, estate agents, people who work in call centres, time share salespeople,´readers of ´The Sun´, etc
6.Alternative to H.O.R.S.E. in basket ball.
1.Joe: "Kiera has left cuntslag on my bed through her cuntslag encrusted knickers (?) just by sitting on it, i am going to sniff it to make sure it is cuntslag."
2.Jordan is a cuntslag, she is a chlamydia puss, a dirty fishy cuntslag.
3.A working man: "I´ve been made cuntslag, the bastards´, i´ve got a family ta feed, cuntslag can´t feed a family."
4.Thatcher took our working class communities and she made them cuntslag, they are her cuntslag.
5.Seems like everywhere you look these days there´s just cuntslag all around you scanking, cunting and slaging, fucking cuntslag disease.
6.You have missed 8 shots when i have scored you are the C.U.N.T.S.L.A.G. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.
cuntslag by smatikamatz December 12, 2006
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Shit cunt slag 

Not only a cunt, but the lowest cunt possible, plus being a slag! Either in terms of a provocative woman or some runabout or joey!
Yeh that bitch was down the club the other week, probably fucked the whole street. The shit cunt slag!

The geezer is just some fucking joey, he’s a shit cunt slag!
Shit cunt slag by TommiPat November 10, 2021

Cuntstagram 

A female who creates an instagram account to post bitchy pictures showing everyone what a cunt she is.
Cuntisha just created a cuntstagram account

cuntslave 

Someone who would do anything in order to get laid. Many times when his friends need help, he will let them down and use all his resources for his girlfriend or for his (desperate) search for a pussy. The term originates from the Greek word "mounodoulos".
- I asked Jim for a cigarette and he told me that he has only a few left. Then I saw him giving cigarettes to almost every girl in the party!
- What a cuntslave!
cuntslave by retinoli February 14, 2010

cuntslap 

A small friendly tap on a vagina as in a way of congratulating.
I cuntslapped Mary on her wonderful work, and was mysteriously fired from my job weeks later.
cuntslap by dengaNJ March 15, 2004

Cuntslam 

The sexual act of disabling your opponent by slamming your cunt in their face repeatedly, and smothering them with it.
He wasn't going to go down on me of his own accord, so I has to cuntslam the bitch.
Cuntslam by Laudanum November 27, 2009

Cuntscag 

A dirty person who smells like an infected cunt
That cuntscag has not washed her sheets in six months, and she has sex at least two times a day.
Cuntscag by Cuddle Pony January 13, 2010
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