cuntslapped

when one bitch slaps anothers pussy so hard that she cries like a lil bitch sauce.

Alison cuntslapped my pussy so hard i had to go the hospital to find my clit.

by TheChicWhoWasCuntSlapped October 29, 2018

Cuntnapped

When a roommate goes missing and you assume to think she/he is with his/her girlfriend. The missing person the roommate or friend is with usually is always a significant other and is female. Context can be used for lesbian couples and also used for a man who has gone missing with a female partner. playing off the word kidnapped only in a sexual context.

"I haven't heard from your roommate, have you?" "Oh he/she didn't come home last night" "Oh no I think she's/He's been Cuntnapped!"

by Jo Brag March 30, 2008

cuntlapper

a negative term for a person you may have low regard for. a popular alternative to douchebag or a step up from a asshole.

That cuntlapper just ate my fries!

by AC Paco June 27, 2006

cuntflapper

One who loves to flap cunt....

go flap ur moms cunt u cuntflapper

by AIM SN is xxDizannyxx .. my name is danny March 1, 2004

cuntknapped

when a slutty, bitch of a girl (a.k.a. cunt) is unexpectedly picked up for no other reason but sex

"Hey where did Chris go after the bar last night?"

"Oh man, he cuntknapped this girl and took her back to his place."

"Damn, good for him."

by sir mix-a-lot 2 January 1, 2009

cuntlapper

Someone who eats pussy

I love to eat pussy, so that makes me a cuntlapper

by Azeroth April 14, 2003

cuntslapper

A female who masturbates. ie. (slapping her cunt). Could be considered the female counterpart to a wanker. Its even more humorous to call your friend a "cuntslapper" than a "wanker" because it also implies that he's a female, and has a cunt that he enjoys slapping.

"hey joe, you cuntslapper! get in the car before we leave you behind!"

Person 1: "we had the week off of school, and the coaches still made us come to practice the whole week"

Person 2: "aww....fuckin cuntslappers"

by sonny_bfd December 5, 2009