When you have a beard and a girl sits on your face and her pussy is super creamy causing your beard look like a nice thick coleslaw
Me: Whoa Roger! You need a shower, that bitch just made cuntslaw out of your beard!
Roger: Awww man! That's what that smell is!
Roger: Awww man! That's what that smell is!
by Bucknasty14 February 09, 2019