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cuntslave 

Someone who would do anything in order to get laid. Many times when his friends need help, he will let them down and use all his resources for his girlfriend or for his (desperate) search for a pussy. The term originates from the Greek word "mounodoulos".
- I asked Jim for a cigarette and he told me that he has only a few left. Then I saw him giving cigarettes to almost every girl in the party!
- What a cuntslave!
cuntslave by retinoli February 14, 2010
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CuntSlide 

A fictional person/character whom may be used in the process of insulting or ruining an individual's reputation, especially online in the gaming community.
Player 1: You are soooo bad at this game.

Player 2: You really can't talk, you lost to cuntslide 3 times in a row.
CuntSlide by nathooo January 11, 2018

cuntslap 

A small friendly tap on a vagina as in a way of congratulating.
I cuntslapped Mary on her wonderful work, and was mysteriously fired from my job weeks later.
cuntslap by dengaNJ March 15, 2004

Cuntslam 

The sexual act of disabling your opponent by slamming your cunt in their face repeatedly, and smothering them with it.
He wasn't going to go down on me of his own accord, so I has to cuntslam the bitch.
Cuntslam by Laudanum November 27, 2009

Cuntraversial 

When someone takes an opposite point of view from someone else just to be a cunt.
Bob : "Women are like animals they don't have feelings"
Mary : "No that is incorrect women are equal to men and have to be treated with respect as human beings"
Bob : "i'm sorry Mary i think you are being cuntraversial there, i don't think anyone on the earth would agree with you there"
Mary : "what do you mean by cuntraversial Bob"
Bob : "It is when someone takes the opposite point of view just to be a cunt"
Mary : "You got me there i was only joking Bob"
Bob : "Haha thought so you got me there you slag!"
Cuntraversial by Kelly Welly June 13, 2008

cuntslapper

A female who masturbates. ie. (slapping her cunt). Could be considered the female counterpart to a wanker. Its even more humorous to call your friend a "cuntslapper" than a "wanker" because it also implies that he's a female, and has a cunt that he enjoys slapping.
"hey joe, you cuntslapper! get in the car before we leave you behind!"

Person 1: "we had the week off of school, and the coaches still made us come to practice the whole week"

Person 2: "aww....fuckin cuntslappers"
cuntslapper by sonny_bfd December 5, 2009

cuntslap 

1. a nice tap on the pubic region of a woman. 2. My friend Billy
Billy is a cuntslap.
cuntslap by Joe November 7, 2004
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