Skip to main content

Cumguzzlry 

An entire class of offenses committed in the workplace by co-workers whose whole basis for advancement involves...well, you guessed it. It's not who ya know, but who ya blow!
"I don't how Hillary got the job...must have been an extraordinary act of Cumguzzlry to be sure!"
Cumguzzlry by mslmnx January 11, 2010
Words you can keep

cumguzzling fuckslut 

A person with a special liking for semen consumption (especially in large quantities), and at the same time a special liking for submissive vaginal/anal intercourse. Note the following about the cumguzzling fuckslut: 1) he/she is not a fuckwhore; 2) he/she is most likely to be submissive but can also be dominant if fed enough cum; 3) he/she is not a "cumguzzling gutterslut," which may imply a sexual identity centered on practises other than anal/vaginal intercourse.
(Cumguzzling fuckslut): "I am a cumguzzling fuckslut."

(Mom): "I thought you were just "gay," not a... what did you call yourself?!?!"

cum semen cumslut cumguzzler fuckslut slut

cumguzzler

one who sucks the cock and guzzles the cum.
my mommy told me one night that she was at a bukkake festival and she was the cumguzzler of the year.
cumguzzler by hopanger October 17, 2002

Cumguzzleriffic 

A term used to sarcastically describe a bad situation as being good. Ironically, the word is intended to be negative in and of itself.
"My car's wrecked?...great. Just great. In fact, it's fucking cumguzzleriffic."
Cumguzzleriffic by Nemo_R_A November 28, 2004

cumguzzlingfuckwhorehomojock 

A straight-acting, straight-looking high school-aged or college-aged athletically-inclined young male with overwhelming homosexual cravings for all his fellow team-mates. The cumguzzlingfuckwhorehomojock easily assimialates himself in with the other athletically-inclined jocks in his school clique, with the intention of systematically sucking the cocks of, and guzzling the cum from, all his school team-mates before graduation. He also intends to anal-fuck or be anal-fucked by every one of his athletically-inclind school team-mates, also before graduation. He plans innocent-sounding, one-on-one alone time, with each team-mate (usually a sleep-over or week-end get-a-way trip) that includes a selection of a wide variety of alcoholic beverages followed by suggesting a casual, impromptu, late-night, masturbation session to straight porn in his bedroom, dormroom, or vacation motel room. When fellow team-mates are at the height of their hormonal excitement, the cumguzzlingfuckwhorehomojock introduces the unsuspecting team-mate to the joys and pleasures of the more-readily available and easily obtainable homosexual jock-on-jock gay sex activities and possibilities. The cumguzzlingfuckwhorehomojock rarely is rejected due to the inebriated state of his jock-buddy, his own young, fit, gym-ripped body, his school-wide reputation for being a "ladies-man", and his charm and charisma that tends to get females and males to comply with his wishes, suggestions, and desires.
cumguzzlingfuckwhorehomojock Jock-strap-junkie Jock-Sniffer-Sniffer Jock-Stalker Jock-Manipulator closet-case gay fag gaycumguzzler] fudge-packer homojockual bromosexual gay jock fucker fuck whore

cumguzzlinggutterslut 

derogatory term usually used towards white trash sluts
Yo bitch, your a cumguzzlinggutterslut
cumguzzlinggutterslut by LDawg December 10, 2004

cumguzzler

A person who enjoys the taste of cum and guzzles it from a man like they can't get enough no matter how fast they swallow it.
Those students at C.C. are such cumguzzlers in the cafeteria.
cumguzzler by pedro May 13, 2005
More from Urban Dictionary

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
Next