Cumguzzleriffic Share definition Flag A term used to sarcastically describe a bad situation as being good. Ironically, the word is intended to be negative in and of itself. "My car's wrecked?...great. Just great. In fact, it's fucking cumguzzleriffic." Cumguzzleriffic by Nemo_R_A November 28, 2004 Get the Cumguzzleriffic mug.