midgee

1. Mystery ingredient in Keystone's party mix.

2. Small pretzels.

1. Yo man, any midgee left in that party mix.

2. Dude, I bought a box of mini pretzels and you all the midgee.

by Pedro January 10, 2005

ginko

adj. meaning something that is cool by virtue of being clever or smart, often used to describe people.

Since Ginko Biloba is reputed to make people smarter - somthing that is smart must come from ginko!

Peter is so ginko.
This car is ginko.

by Pedro April 12, 2005

Jobby

Scots, Faeces, rubbish.

Ah'm gonnae jobby masel. That film wis pure jobby. C'mere ya wee jobby. Or for instance, tartin' up hooses in a cooncil scheme: "Aye well, ye cannae polish a jobby".

by Pedro March 04, 2004

Bard

When saying "my bad", insterting bard rather than bad is a nice twist that is not expected. Or you could just not be a fuck up and never be at fault to have to say "my bad".

Damn, I want to split that bitches' oak. Oh my bard man, i didn't realize that was your mom.

by Pedro December 05, 2003

Weenis Attack

The weenis attack is when 5 guys smack you with their weenises.

Harry fell asleep and he fell victim to a weenis attack... SMACK! SMACK! SMACK!

by Pedro April 04, 2005

bumple

A little piece of poop.

"Look out for the bumple!!"

by pedro February 16, 2005

bumple

A little piece of poop. mostly found in the back yard... made from a little dog.. or little cat.

"Watch your step, look out for the bumple."

by pedro February 16, 2005