10 definitions by Nemo_R_A

One who believes in no god or diety of any kind save for human beings themselves who, in theory, actually created god using thier imagination.

One who is evolved.

An advanced human being.

One who has thrown away primitive beliefs

A person who's goal in life is to destroy other's beliefs in gods. In the end, this proves futile and leaves the would be "atheist" in a state of confusion. This is NOT the true nature of an authentic atheist.

In general, atheists tend to be much less combative then those who believe in a god. When provoked, they will fight back, but never really be able to prove thier point. This is very similiar to a theist.
by Nemo_R_A November 28, 2004
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"My wife loves my throbbing knob!...but she hates it when I call it that."
by Nemo_R_A November 28, 2004
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Mythical creature rumored to have spawned George W. Bush. A foul creature according to legend. Cruel and unforgiving, it prowls the halls of the whitehouse devouring "non-believers" and "liberals". Of course, this is all speculative. Also rumored to have actually copulated with a one "George Bush sr. As unlikely and revolting as that thought is, some truly believe that this is the origin of George W. Bush.
"If you don't eat all your vegetables, Barbara Bush will devour your penis!"

"DUDE! Check out this turd! It looks just like Barbara Bush!...well, except I'd rather have sex with the feces than that...thing."
by Nemo_R_A November 28, 2004
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A term used to sarcastically describe a bad situation as being good. Ironically, the word is intended to be negative in and of itself.
"My car's wrecked?...great. Just great. In fact, it's fucking cumguzzleriffic."
by Nemo_R_A November 28, 2004
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noun. One of the purest forms of evil. An truly dangerous man who takes nothing except for money into consideration. Those who support this beast tend to be labeled as "piglets", and "beasties". Foul creatures indeed.
"Dick Cheney?....don't you DARE mention that name in this house! You might as well shit on the carpet, kill my children, or rape me! I mean...how dare you speak that name here? Just...leave. Now."
by Nemo_R_A November 28, 2004
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A mythical figure who is said to hide under your bed at night to make sure you aren't dreaming of sex. God is often said to whisper in the ears of people telling them to murder, steal, lie, and run for office. See also George W. Bush and Donald Rumsfield. In actuality, God is a legend created by primitive peoples to comfort themselves as they could not bare the burdon of taking responsibility. Generally, believers in a "god" are not as evolved as those who do not. See also atheist
"God told me to kill you."
"God made black people black so white people can make them slaves."
"God loves you...but he hates people that don't believe in the god you do...better kill them just to be safe."
by Nemo_R_A November 28, 2004
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A mindless individual who follows members of the Bush Dynasty by believing thier lies and never following the actual polotics aside from the money they might make. The elites are usually rich who have their financial security in mind. The poor members of this group support the Bush Dynasty because they could not afford a good education. The median between these groups doesn't usually have time to follow political issues so they blindly follow like cattle. These so called "Bush Voters" are generally blamed for the ruined condition of the United States as of 2004. Another sad fact is that they tend to repeat their mistakes. Not voting George W. Bush in once, but twice.
"I'm a Bushite. I love George Bush and my money. Glad I'm not middle class or poor. Those guys are getting fucked! aaaHAAAA!"

"I know I'm a Bushite...but I really wanted to apologize for ruining the government of the U.S....can you ever forgive me?"
by Nemo_R_A November 28, 2004
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