Cumguzzleriffic

A term used to sarcastically describe a bad situation as being good. Ironically, the word is intended to be negative in and of itself.
"My car's wrecked?...great. Just great. In fact, it's fucking cumguzzleriffic."
by Nemo_R_A November 28, 2004
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Dick Cheney

noun. One of the purest forms of evil. An truly dangerous man who takes nothing except for money into consideration. Those who support this beast tend to be labeled as "piglets", and "beasties". Foul creatures indeed.
"Dick Cheney?....don't you DARE mention that name in this house! You might as well shit on the carpet, kill my children, or rape me! I mean...how dare you speak that name here? Just...leave. Now."
by Nemo_R_A November 28, 2004
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Atheist

One who believes in no god or diety of any kind save for human beings themselves who, in theory, actually created god using thier imagination.

One who is evolved.

An advanced human being.

One who has thrown away primitive beliefs

A person who's goal in life is to destroy other's beliefs in gods. In the end, this proves futile and leaves the would be "atheist" in a state of confusion. This is NOT the true nature of an authentic atheist.

In general, atheists tend to be much less combative then those who believe in a god. When provoked, they will fight back, but never really be able to prove thier point. This is very similiar to a theist.
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Throbbing Knob

"My wife loves my throbbing knob!...but she hates it when I call it that."
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Barbara Bush

Mythical creature rumored to have spawned George W. Bush. A foul creature according to legend. Cruel and unforgiving, it prowls the halls of the whitehouse devouring "non-believers" and "liberals". Of course, this is all speculative. Also rumored to have actually copulated with a one "George Bush sr. As unlikely and revolting as that thought is, some truly believe that this is the origin of George W. Bush.
"If you don't eat all your vegetables, Barbara Bush will devour your penis!"

"DUDE! Check out this turd! It looks just like Barbara Bush!...well, except I'd rather have sex with the feces than that...thing."
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Buttfuck-A-Thon

A massive collection of blunders. A series of irresponsible, stupid, moronic behavior. See also Bush Administration
"YOU LOST THEM ALL!?....and we're broke...and my car's gone...this is turning into a real buttfuck-a-thon."
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Christian Conservative

See also Conservative and Christian.

Christian Conservatives are the bane of American government. Systematically they role back civil rights as well as turn equal rights for women around 180 degrees. They tend to use the christian "god" as an excuse for thier bad behavior. As a hole, despite thier claims otherwise, these are the most sinful of all politicions. World renowed for fraud, genocide, and dishonesty twords their country's people, Christian Conservatives are generally heralded as "The one major political group that could single handedly demolish democracy".
"......Steal millions from a corporation? Have sex with a minor? Murder someone who doesn't have the same skin color, god, or sexual preference as myself?....No way! What do you think I am? A christian conservative?"
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