Cumer

A straight-up cum addict. This fuck can't go 30 minutes without having an orgasm! By the time this sick bastard is 22, his balls will be raisins in a sack!

"Damn, Chris is a straight-up cumer, just look at him!"

by Ocide December 28, 2020

Will cumer

Someone who just will not cum under any circumstance because of their true determination to not bust

Hulk Hogan is the most will cumer person I have ever come into contact with

by YoMomsMommasBoy February 04, 2020

cumeral

a funeral where you cum on the dead body

it is time for the cumeral

by emirierisu March 14, 2018

Heavy Cumer

Male of the species that when completing sex, cums in such a large volume that there is a measurable weight shift among the two parties (or one party and a sock)

Terri: Was the first time sex with your new boyfriend amazing?
Anne: It was great, but he is such a "Heavy Cumer" that I put on almost two pounds and barely made it to the bathroom!

by Urban humor May 25, 2016

cumer

cumer when a new person comes you say hello new cumer

Cardi b: hola cumer

by DORER December 17, 2020

cumer

Cumer means that someone new came so you say hello new cumer

cardi b hola soy cardi b new cumer

by DORER December 17, 2020

Cumere

Women who needs nobody. A boss

She’s definitely a cumere.

by Dailydew November 16, 2018