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Cumcrete 

Mixing one's cum with sand, cement, and gravel that creates a form of concrete with cum instead of water. Great for building, just not for one's family or friends.
Damn bro, y'all are using concrete to pave roads, while I'm using cumcrete. Yeah, I was banned from the sperm bank.
Cumcrete by W E E N S U C C September 15, 2019
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cumcrete 

After ejaculating, semen is left inside the urethra. After some time, this seminal fluid hardens causing disturbed urinary patterns.
I was aiming for the toilet but due to an excess of cumcrete I urinated all over my pants.
cumcrete by Jackstain October 12, 2009

cumcrete 

Dry semen left on a countertop after masturbation.
My roommate is a bastard. He left cumcrete on the bathroom counter by the toilet. I thought it was toothpaste until a tried to wipe it up with a wet cloth and almost puked from the smell.
cumcrete by Dr. Robstew December 19, 2012

Cumcrete 

To cum in a girl resulting in a kid and your staying in the relationship or having to create one because of morals.
"Girl, he cumcreted me, now I can't leave!"
Or
"Damn! I got cumcreted! Shoulda pulled out!"
Cumcrete by CocoamMist<3 January 19, 2022

Cumcrete 

His cumcrete merged one part of the blanket to the other.
Cumcrete by Fibonaccispiralman March 3, 2016
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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