Cumer

A straight-up cum addict. This fuck can't go 30 minutes without having an orgasm! By the time this sick bastard is 22, his balls will be raisins in a sack!

"Damn, Chris is a straight-up cumer, just look at him!"

by Ocide December 29, 2021

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Will cumer

Someone who just will not cum under any circumstance because of their true determination to not bust

Hulk Hogan is the most will cumer person I have ever come into contact with

by YoMomsMommasBoy February 4, 2020

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cumeral

a funeral where you cum on the dead body

it is time for the cumeral

by emirierisu March 14, 2018

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Heavy Cumer

Male of the species that when completing sex, cums in such a large volume that there is a measurable weight shift among the two parties (or one party and a sock)

Terri: Was the first time sex with your new boyfriend amazing?
Anne: It was great, but he is such a "Heavy Cumer" that I put on almost two pounds and barely made it to the bathroom!

by Urban humor April 29, 2016

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