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Cumeleon 

When an individual ejaculates and then the load changes colors similar to the way a chameleon does. This is possibly due to a birth defect or living in close proximity to a power plant.
Billy- "I was jerking the other day and after I jizzed on my stomach the jizz turned green and then purple".

Lance- "Dude, you need to go to a doctor. Thats like a cumeleon."

Billy- " Yeah I know but Greg is throwing a rave on Friday and he offered me 50 bucks to jack off on a overhead projector".

Lance- "nice, I would make him throw in two tabs also. That way you can eat one and plug one.

Billy- "Good idea, thats why you are the man.
Cumeleon by Steve the face glazer February 22, 2011
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Cumeleon 

A person who can, and likely will, get off anytime anyplace. However, they can do so without getting caught despite it being in public.

Person can be Male or Female, men are more likely to attempt such an act however due to sheer convenience.

Location simply has to involve unknowing bystanders who could potentially catch the Cumeleon in the act. This can be at friend's sleepover party or a subway station.

The user MUST be successful.
Guy 1: Duuuuuuude I am a Cumeleon
Guy 2: What do you mean?
Guy 1: I jerked off on a bus and NO ONE noticed
Guy 2: Bro.... what the fuck? Sick, but gross
Guy 1: Man you're just jealous at my sick stealth jerking skills.

Cumeleon 

When you bust, and cant find it anywhere.
Do you see it? Me neither, fucking cumeleon
Cumeleon by Bi1ly3D January 21, 2022

cameleon girlfriend 

Girl who acts as though she likes whatever her present boyfriend is into at the time.
Brooke was a hippie who hated guns when dating nick. Now dates Dan and kills deer on the weekend. She's is such a cameleon girlfriend
cameleon girlfriend by Ace4434 March 18, 2015

Buci Cameleonice 

In romanian -buci- means ass cheeks in a sexual term and -cameleon- means chameleon so cameleonice is smth that change like a chameleon so

Buci cameleonice means that once they are soft and other time they are hard like stone
Damn my girlfriend has buci cameleonice
1. Lizard that has the abilites to change colors to blend in with its environment.
2. Jazz Funk song by Maynard Ferguson
Cameleon by Sange Loflo June 24, 2003
A person who blends with their environment to acquire friends, money, respect and any other desired traits. Most of these people lack one simple trait, self respect.
Shelby lived her life tiring to fit into social clicks only to gain shallow friends and empty promises. She began to think she was a Social Cameleon who needed to get real.
Cameleon by Steve Nickson January 2, 2004
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