by jonny. June 29, 2007
Get the cumbrellamug. by Ivan January 23, 2004
Get the cumbrellamug. a questionably smelling umbrella that you likely borrowed from a coworker, or found in a lost and found box.
You: hey, it’s raining outside
Me: you better borrow this cumbrella that’s been in the break room for months. Just don’t sniff it.
Me: you better borrow this cumbrella that’s been in the break room for months. Just don’t sniff it.
by curlnourish April 13, 2018
Get the cumbrellamug. 1.(noun) a female condom goes inside girl
2.(verb)when you jizz on a girl's inner leg and the cum drips in her vagina just like how with umbrella water always drips on you
3.(noun) an item a girl put over her vagina when she gives you a hand job and lets you cum all over her while she is naked alot like a famle condom but instead it covers the vagina
2.(verb)when you jizz on a girl's inner leg and the cum drips in her vagina just like how with umbrella water always drips on you
3.(noun) an item a girl put over her vagina when she gives you a hand job and lets you cum all over her while she is naked alot like a famle condom but instead it covers the vagina
1.we wanted to have sex but i didnt have a condom so we used a cumbrella
2. he just had sex and i cam all over her leg and let it drip in her vagina
3.she gave me a hand job naked and wanted cum on her but she didn't want to get pregnant so she used a cumbrella
2. he just had sex and i cam all over her leg and let it drip in her vagina
3.she gave me a hand job naked and wanted cum on her but she didn't want to get pregnant so she used a cumbrella
by EliCashWhoFoughtGodlessSavages November 18, 2011
Get the cumbrellamug. In 1882, London prostitute Gerda Puridle invented elongated eye lashes or "cumbrellas" to block semen from getting in working girls' eyes that are worn today as common fashion.
“Hold ye horses, John. Thou art welcome to don thine cum on thou face, for I’ve applied my cumbrellas”
by Pogoextreme February 3, 2021
Get the Cumbrellamug. Debbie was grateful she wore her cumbrellas today otherwise she would have gotten Johnny’s semen in her eyes.
by BryanNi February 11, 2021
Get the Cumbrellasmug. Your mom is the cumbrella of Eastern Idaho.
Your dad is the cumbrella of Walla Walla, Washington.
Your sister is the cumbrella of the Martin Van Buren High School varsity football team.
Your dad is the cumbrella of Walla Walla, Washington.
Your sister is the cumbrella of the Martin Van Buren High School varsity football team.
by masochistmonkeyjoe March 18, 2007
Get the Cumbrellamug.