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A straight-up cum addict. This fuck can't go 30 minutes without having an orgasm! By the time this sick bastard is 22, his balls will be raisins in a sack!
"Damn, Chris is a straight-up cumer, just look at him!"
Cumer by Ocide December 28, 2020
Words you can keep
cumer when a new person comes you say hello new cumer
Cardi b: hola cumer
cumer by DORER December 17, 2020
Related Words
Cumer means that someone new came so you say hello new cumer
cardi b hola soy cardi b new cumer
cumer by DORER December 17, 2020

Heavy Cumer 

Male of the species that when completing sex, cums in such a large volume that there is a measurable weight shift among the two parties (or one party and a sock)
Terri: Was the first time sex with your new boyfriend amazing?
Anne: It was great, but he is such a "Heavy Cumer" that I put on almost two pounds and barely made it to the bathroom!
Heavy Cumer by Urban humor May 25, 2016

Will cumer 

Someone who just will not cum under any circumstance because of their true determination to not bust
Hulk Hogan is the most will cumer person I have ever come into contact with
Will cumer by YoMomsMommasBoy February 4, 2020

cameron dolan 

The dolan twins hot sister;the fandom sometimes like her more than the Dolan twins, Is hot af and should get married to me someday
"yo the dolan twins uploaded a video today" "i dont really care bro" "cameron dolan is in it" "i watched the video yesterday"
cameron dolan by donuttwat July 12, 2017

jodie comer 

the most talented bitch out there. she has the prettiest hands that just scream "choke me, celebrity" !

but for real she's so cute and sweet and probably the most generous , genuine person in all of the universes.
jodie comer, choke me like you choke your emmy.
jodie comer by teenylesbo May 7, 2020
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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