Debbie was grateful she wore her cumbrellas today otherwise she would have gotten Johnny’s semen in her eyes.
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Before ALL you guys bukkake my face let me put on my cumbrellas so I don’t get cum in my eyes. Cumbrellas are a great tool for whores who like to get cummed on the face but don’t want cum getting in their eyes.
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“Hold ye horses, John. Thou art welcome to don thine cum on thou face, for I’ve applied my cumbrellas”
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Someone whom is desperately romantically and sexually interested in umbrellas, or having intercourse with one
Someone whom is desperately romantically and sexually interested in umbrellas, or having intercourse with one
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Riley: Not to be homophobic but that sounds a little UmbrellaSexual to me...
Riley: Not to be homophobic but that sounds a little UmbrellaSexual to me...
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Your sister is the cumbrella of the Martin Van Buren High School varsity football team.
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