33 definitions by Pogoextreme

Meat Blinds

A more respectful way of saying “meat curtains” or “beef curtains”.

Andy: Hey listen, those shorts are far too skimpy, one can almost see your meat blinds

Simon: Andy, I’ll wear what I want, and, for the last time, I have balls.

by Pogoextreme April 1, 2021

Pegtember

Pegtember is the month of September when the guys and gals and theys get to participate in pegging. Whether that is receiving or giving, rejoice- its Pegtember

Next month is Pegtember and I cant wait to peg my partner for the first time for 30 days in a row!

by Pogoextreme August 29, 2023

Shunting

A term people that play Pokémon Go use for when they go shiny hunting, usually late at night where they won’t be judged for being absolute virgins.

Andy: hey did you wanna go shunting tonight? I can pick you up from Luxy’s at midnight.

Simon: can you make it 1am? I don’t want to bump into anyone I know.

Andy: sure. Let’s not invite Kieran.

by Pogoextreme November 13, 2019

Mass Effect effect

When someone discusses an amazing game around you, giving you the urge to play said game

Pete: Oh I always play as Male Shepard in Mass effect. So I can bone Tali.

Sam: aw shit. Now I’ve got the Mass Effect effect.

by Pogoextreme June 13, 2018

Poratte

A combination of the words “porn” and “latte” used to describe the most depraved and explicit latte art.

The baristas are usually trained in secret caves deep within the Lickey Hills.

Andy: Yo Kieran, Simon and I just had ace poratte. It was a guy with three wangs giving it to a hot Malay chick!

Kieran: Was that from Emma? She makes the best poratte.

by Pogoextreme July 4, 2018

Mustard Mitt

A phrase people say just before admitting to something.

Simon: Mustard Mitt, Andy looks good today.

by Pogoextreme October 21, 2020

Vagina Nest

According to some reports in 2018, and possibly earlier, women were told by an Etsy seller that to "restore the elasticity of the uterine wall" one must insert ground up wasp nest material into the vagina. Which, most sane people know, is absolutely batsh*t insane.

Kirsty laughed at the idea of a vagina nest outloud but internally was questioning whether there was any scientific evidence behind it.

by Pogoextreme July 5, 2022