Pogoextreme's definitions

Napoleon Dick Syndrome

Someone with a pretty small penis but is outrageously confident about it and still claims to be a “sex god”. Eveb though size doesn’t really matter but a good attitude does.

“I was totally into this guy who had a below average dick but he had the whole napoleon dick syndrome and it really put me off.”

by Pogoextreme March 9, 2020

Shunting

A term people that play Pokémon Go use for when they go shiny hunting, usually late at night where they won’t be judged for being absolute virgins.

Andy: hey did you wanna go shunting tonight? I can pick you up from Luxy’s at midnight.

Simon: can you make it 1am? I don’t want to bump into anyone I know.

Andy: sure. Let’s not invite Kieran.

by Pogoextreme November 12, 2019

Melissa Vandella

As I'm sure we all know, Avril Lavigne died in 2003. The 90's kids could not live without such a skater/scene/emo icon so a clone was brought in to replace her. Her name was Melissa Vandella.

Have you heard Avril's new album? You can really hear Melissa Vandella's accent coming through on this one.

by Pogoextreme November 10, 2022

Cumbrella

In 1882, London prostitute Gerda Puridle invented elongated eye lashes or "cumbrellas" to block semen from getting in working girls' eyes that are worn today as common fashion.

“Hold ye horses, John. Thou art welcome to don thine cum on thou face, for I’ve applied my cumbrellas”

by Pogoextreme February 3, 2021

Tamagotchi effect

The term one uses when a person develops a strong emotional attachment towards a machine or a robot.

Jimmy was so upset when his furby died, he obviously was suffering from the tamagotchi effect.

by Pogoextreme November 12, 2021

Big Stupid Jellyfish

Hanar. The hanar that follow the enkindlers to their death are big stupid jellyfish, according to Commander Shepard.

Hanar: Therefore, as a faithful servant of the Enkindlers we, too, must serve the reapers.

Shepard: You big stupid jellyfish.

by Pogoextreme September 23, 2022

Luxy Tingle

Kind of like “Spidey Sense” but instead you’re sensing that someone, somewhere, usually in a group chat you’re in you haven’t checked it’s a little while, are talking dirty without you.

Simon: Yeah anyway, as I got to Wrecsam I went straight to - hold on my Luxy Tingle is going mad. I bet Rich and Andy are at it.

by Pogoextreme December 8, 2020