What the dish

“What the dish” is a term people defer to instead of saying “what the fuck”, “you fucking what”, “what the flying fuck” or “fucking what” to avoid swearing.
Luxy; I’m thinking of stretching my ears again!

Andy; oh yeah?

Luxy; yeah, just a little bigger, I’m using your cutlery.

Andy; What the dish?
by Pogoextreme December 28, 2020
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Vagina Nest

According to some reports in 2018, and possibly earlier, women were told by an Etsy seller that to "restore the elasticity of the uterine wall" one must insert ground up wasp nest material into the vagina. Which, most sane people know, is absolutely batsh*t insane.
Kirsty laughed at the idea of a vagina nest outloud but internally was questioning whether there was any scientific evidence behind it.
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Pegtember

Pegtember is the month of September when the guys and gals and theys get to participate in pegging. Whether that is receiving or giving, rejoice- its Pegtember
Next month is Pegtember and I cant wait to peg my partner for the first time for 30 days in a row!
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Mustard Mitt

A phrase people say just before admitting to something.
Simon: Mustard Mitt, Andy looks good today.
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Dolphin Pussy Jelly

Female dolphins have vaginal secretions that male male dolphins cum repeatedly. Scientists decided to try if it strictly affected only dolphins so took some Dolphin Pussy Jelly and smeared it on a male primates penis. Oh, boy. It worked. It worked so well the primate had a heart attack.

While this is a popular copy pasta it’s also been a popular “joke” human males have made about wanting to die this way.
Andy; I’m so sick of this, I’m so close to getting my hands on some Dolphin Pussy Jelly and ending it

Simon: wait is that true?

Andy: please, Google dolphins pussy jelly. And make sure you don’t forget the word “jelly”
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Seasonal Fruits

When fruits disappear for the majority of a year and they come back to celebrate pride month
Omg happy Pride! The Seasonal Fruits are back!
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Cairoh

A word to describe someone you feel intense emotions for that you shouldn’t. These emotions can be forbidden love or forbidden friendship but definitely always forbidden.
Andy: that guy, my cairoh, he owes me a shiny.

Emma: erm. Did you just call Simon “cairoh”???

Andy: err. No.

*Andy takes off his overcoat and becomes a parachute*
by Pogoextreme May 08, 2019
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