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In 1882, London prostitute Gerda Puridle invented elongated eye lashes or "cumbrellas" to block semen from getting in working girls' eyes that are worn today as common fashion.
“Hold ye horses, John. Thou art welcome to don thine cum on thou face, for I’ve applied my cumbrellas”
by Pogoextreme February 03, 2021
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A person with an outwardly dominant, masculine, or aggressive personality, but who also enthusiastically takes on the submissive or "bottom" role in the bedroom.
"I'm tough, Mike! I never give an inch! I'm partial to taking a few though..."
"Ah, you're a real pipehitter."
by Skeletalchemy June 15, 2021
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Someone who lets everyone else cum on them. (not necessarily at one time. that would be bukkake )
Your mom is the cumbrella of Eastern Idaho.

Your dad is the cumbrella of Walla Walla, Washington.

Your sister is the cumbrella of the Martin Van Buren High School varsity football team.
by masochistmonkeyjoe March 16, 2007
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The umbrella you take to The Folsom Street Faire to prevent cum landing on your head as men masterbate out the apartment windows above.
Damn it! I forgot my cumbrella! Now I'm gonna get jizz in my hairs!
by mecp007 September 21, 2014
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When a man stands up and shoots his load all over a chick's head and face. She stands under his cumbrella.
She is standing under his cumbrella ella ella ella ay ay ay ay a ay.
by DaddyAZ September 12, 2008
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These are umbrella's used in the porn industry to protect camera's while filming squirt movies.
"Dude, Cytheria is about to blow. Put up the cumbrella."
by Bryz April 29, 2008
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A condom. An umbrella for your penis preventing the cum outside.
Amy: Do you have the protection?

Ben: A cumbrella? Yeah I've already put it on.
by shaez September 19, 2014
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