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cinema clitera 

An academic term for the genre of film colloquially known as chick flicks. The genre has three main sub-categories:

1. Classic fairytale - often presented in the guise of romantic comedy. Various thin plot lines, but always culminating in the girl marrying the rich, handsome guy - the 'handsome prince' architype. e.g. Bridget Jones' Diary, Notting Hill, Pretty Woman, and many, many more. This is the most common form of cinema clitera.

2. Reconcilation - with a female friend, sister, mother or daughter, with whom there as been a long-standing feud or alienation. Often ends with one of the lead protagonists dying of a 'fashionable' disease, such as leukemia or a brain tumour, shortly after the reconcilation. e.g. Beaches, Terms of Endearment.

3. Girlies together against the world - various plots but all centre around shared emotional trials and tribulations, often a mix of light weight comedy and schmaltz e.g. Steel Magnolias, Sex in the City.
Interviewer: "Mr Grant, many of your films, perhaps with the exception of 'Maurice', are often dismissed by critics as cinema clitera. What is your response to this?"
Hugh Grant: "Erm, Erm, Erm ..."
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When a man cums in a girl, then the girl picks the cum out with her fingers. The man then proceeds to licking the cum off of her fingers and spitting it in the girls asshole, and then having anal sex.
"Yo me and my girl totally cumtered last night"

"Hey, do you want to do a cumter tonight?"
cumter by thegrizzelybear September 11, 2011

Culter35 

A YouTube channel that has over 540,000 subscribers. It follows around a man named Anthony Mennella and his friends, (Andew, Ryan, Toph, Seth, Grandpa, Larry, and Matt) going on some weird adventures such as time-traveling and selling stuff to make money. The skits involve characters such as S'mores and Siren Head, The latter being made solely while in quarantine during the covid-19 pandemic. They also have a TikTok called @realculter35 (the culter35 username was taken by some young boy) that has over 150,000 followers.
Culter35 Fan: "Hey! Aren't you Grandpa's arch-nemisis from Culter35?"

Mr. Mulligan: "Never heard of em'! Oh and don't come back until you get my Filet-O-Fish sandwich!"
Culter35 by Some TikTok Fan November 27, 2020

citemare 

Having a hard time finding suitable citations for a document.
Not even Google can find me a good citation, I'm having a citemare.
citemare by Thowe November 27, 2012

The Mayfair Criterion

The Mayfair Criterion, a mathematical formula dictating university life:

If funny = Do
The Mayfair Criterion: If Funny = Do

Cliterference 

When someone gets in the way of you flirting, making out, or having sex with a girl you're interested in. Essentially, the sapphic or wlw version of cock blocking.
We can't bring Ashton on our date he's Cliterference in human form