References to a body of work for which the author is credited. It's how you would determine the quality of, say, a piece of psychological literature.
Hym *buzzer noise* "WRONG!!! Just because you are trying to collectively deny me the credit half does not mean that you get to ignore the 'reference' half of the citations. To say that it is decent is to lie blatantly. It is objectively and quantifiably good. I also have people adopting my mode of being and banging your daughter and more famous than everyone. HAHAHAHAHA! OBJECTIVITY! It's great for when petty cowards try to deny you! How many references? How many citations? Do I have more than Dr. Buss? Do I have more than him? Hahaha!"
by Hym Iam August 3, 2022
Get the Citations mug.That crap piece of paper you get on the windshield of your car parking in downtown areas of most inner cities if you don’t feed the meter or move your car every two hrs to a designated new street at certain giving times of the day. Time to spread some butter.:::: Beats the hell out of that $40-$75-$120 ticket for parking Vio’s;)
KellyGean’s
Revised version of parking Citations:
We should randomly go around putting these Motoring Citations on peoples cars and see how it fucks with the stiffs and cases. Spread some Buttery Fly’ cheer. Writing some one up does not instantly make you a goody two shoes or do gooder. In fact we are contributing to the “collective good,” as far as motoring karma goes. The real Citations’ I can make copies of look authentic and better than this written version
Cit# 3061580 Month: date: Year:
Time: Mimi__4*4__SUV__COUPE__SEDAN__CoNV__CycLE___OTHER__
License #______ State___ Vehicle Color____
Location:________
____1:::Nice parking –- A good parking job is one of those things in life that is rarely rewarded, but greatly appreciated. Words cannot express how glad we are that you resisted the temptation to double park. Please, except this thank you from the rest of the known motoring world.
KellyGean’s
Revised version of parking Citations:
We should randomly go around putting these Motoring Citations on peoples cars and see how it fucks with the stiffs and cases. Spread some Buttery Fly’ cheer. Writing some one up does not instantly make you a goody two shoes or do gooder. In fact we are contributing to the “collective good,” as far as motoring karma goes. The real Citations’ I can make copies of look authentic and better than this written version
Cit# 3061580 Month: date: Year:
Time: Mimi__4*4__SUV__COUPE__SEDAN__CoNV__CycLE___OTHER__
License #______ State___ Vehicle Color____
Location:________
____1:::Nice parking –- A good parking job is one of those things in life that is rarely rewarded, but greatly appreciated. Words cannot express how glad we are that you resisted the temptation to double park. Please, except this thank you from the rest of the known motoring world.
____2::::Wash Me--Congratulations. Your car is absolutely filthy. This means you have really enjoyed motoring to the fullest sense of the word. Keep up the good work.
___3:::Sweet wheels-- You are to be commended on your choice of wheels. Wheels say so much about the car’s owner. Reflects originality, and understanding of flair for creativity and bold commitments to driving something that doesn’t look like every other car on the road. Kudo’s.
___4::: Great Bumper Sticker-- Humor is important, especially when you’re stuck in traffic. Without it, we’d all just be getting from point A to point B. But you took the time to change that. And never mentioned once that you’re an honors student, thanks for that.
___5:::Thanks for going Topless-- You’re motoring convertible the way it was meant to be done: Open trusted the world not to rob you blind. And that’s special.
___6::: Nice custom—Obviously you’ve put a lot of work into your car. Your paint is hot. Your wheels are the shizzle. Well done. Every one loves an original.
___7:::Have a nice day-- People often use salutations but don’t really mean it. In fact, some uniformed peacekeepers mean the exact OPPOSITE. This is not our intention. Honestly, we just want your day to be pleasant and enjoyable. No strings attached.
___8:::Nice MUD—Wow, you actually took your SUV off the road. Very cool keep it up.
Motoring Citations O sarcasm;)
___3:::Sweet wheels-- You are to be commended on your choice of wheels. Wheels say so much about the car’s owner. Reflects originality, and understanding of flair for creativity and bold commitments to driving something that doesn’t look like every other car on the road. Kudo’s.
___4::: Great Bumper Sticker-- Humor is important, especially when you’re stuck in traffic. Without it, we’d all just be getting from point A to point B. But you took the time to change that. And never mentioned once that you’re an honors student, thanks for that.
___5:::Thanks for going Topless-- You’re motoring convertible the way it was meant to be done: Open trusted the world not to rob you blind. And that’s special.
___6::: Nice custom—Obviously you’ve put a lot of work into your car. Your paint is hot. Your wheels are the shizzle. Well done. Every one loves an original.
___7:::Have a nice day-- People often use salutations but don’t really mean it. In fact, some uniformed peacekeepers mean the exact OPPOSITE. This is not our intention. Honestly, we just want your day to be pleasant and enjoyable. No strings attached.
___8:::Nice MUD—Wow, you actually took your SUV off the road. Very cool keep it up.
Motoring Citations O sarcasm;)
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Get the citation needed mug.A fake citation put on the windshield of ricers.
note: there are different version of the ricer citation.
"You are hereby cited for the following offense(s) which make your car rice. It is suggested you remove these violations from your car so people will stop laughing at you."
Color: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Make: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Model: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Location: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Time: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Date: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
"The described then and there committed the following offense(s) contrary to respectable and mature auto maintenance"
_Obnoxious Fart Can Exhaust -----------------
-Sounds like a weed-eater on crack -----------------
-Is big enough to smuggle watermelons
-Has dual exhaust, yet only one cylinder bank
_Ridiculous Body Kit _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
-Improperly/poorly installed-------------
-Doesn't match paint job---------
_Less than desirable paint job---------
-Notation color that shouldn't exist-----------
-Primer/bad paint job in general-------------------
_Ridiculous spoiler _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
-Just plain ugly/useless on your slow car----------
-Is on a front wheel drive vehicle--------------
_Lowered to the point of stupidity-------------
-By cutting the springs-----------
-Without the use of a camber correction kit-----
_Incorrect badging:--------- ----
-VTEC badges on a car not so equipped---------
-Type-R badges on a car not s equipped-----
-Trim level badged as _____ when it is actually _______
_Stickers for parts not actually on the car-------
-NOS _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
-Eibach _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
-Flowmaster _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
-Other: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_Miscellaneous---------------------- - --
"Failure to respond the the violation as charged shall be considers an admission of liability and many judgment will be made against you in the name of bad taste."
Another Example Checklist: - - -- - - -
Exhaust tips larger than muffler outlet
Muffler outlet larger than exhaust piping
Toyota Supra spoiler on something other than a supra
Stickers for products the vehicle is not equipped with : Eibach Flowmaster NOS Other _____
note: there are different version of the ricer citation.
"You are hereby cited for the following offense(s) which make your car rice. It is suggested you remove these violations from your car so people will stop laughing at you."
Color: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Make: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Model: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Location: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Time: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Date: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
"The described then and there committed the following offense(s) contrary to respectable and mature auto maintenance"
_Obnoxious Fart Can Exhaust -----------------
-Sounds like a weed-eater on crack -----------------
-Is big enough to smuggle watermelons
-Has dual exhaust, yet only one cylinder bank
_Ridiculous Body Kit _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
-Improperly/poorly installed-------------
-Doesn't match paint job---------
_Less than desirable paint job---------
-Notation color that shouldn't exist-----------
-Primer/bad paint job in general-------------------
_Ridiculous spoiler _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
-Just plain ugly/useless on your slow car----------
-Is on a front wheel drive vehicle--------------
_Lowered to the point of stupidity-------------
-By cutting the springs-----------
-Without the use of a camber correction kit-----
_Incorrect badging:--------- ----
-VTEC badges on a car not so equipped---------
-Type-R badges on a car not s equipped-----
-Trim level badged as _____ when it is actually _______
_Stickers for parts not actually on the car-------
-NOS _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
-Eibach _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
-Flowmaster _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
-Other: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_Miscellaneous---------------------- - --
"Failure to respond the the violation as charged shall be considers an admission of liability and many judgment will be made against you in the name of bad taste."
Another Example Checklist: - - -- - - -
Exhaust tips larger than muffler outlet
Muffler outlet larger than exhaust piping
Toyota Supra spoiler on something other than a supra
Stickers for products the vehicle is not equipped with : Eibach Flowmaster NOS Other _____
Joe: Look at the fucking ricer in that parking lot.
Dave: haha, lets go give him a ricer citation.
Joe: Good Idea!
Dave: haha, lets go give him a ricer citation.
Joe: Good Idea!
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