Cliteral

Like Clitoris and Literal
the straight forwardnesss of a girl wanting to get it on

John- "i didn't think i was going to get very far with sarah last night, but then she got cliteral with me.
dan- "what do you mean"
John "she just looked at me and said "stick it in already!""
dan- "well that was rather cliteral of her!"

by klijinky February 28, 2010

Cliteral

Cliteral is defined by the organic all encompassing, it is a revolution of thought, based in intuition. Not to be confused with the literal which is defined as basic without metaphor and is rooted in binary patriarchal structures.

"I realized I was limiting myself instead of being more cliteral." or "Her photography was cliterally digging into the soul."

by Ida Islas October 27, 2020

cliteral

Something taken too seriously. This word applies when to the combined mistakes of taking something too literally and personally while being over sensitive about it.

This is typically relevant when someone is making a scene because they are overreacting to something they heard and making more out of it than there is to it.

This is closely related to the term clitoral though cliteral includes the additional error of taking something too literally.

Trump: You've gotta grab 'em by the pussy.
Trudeau: OMG! Did you hear what Trump said? We have to invoke the Emergencies Act!
Trucker: Mate stop taking it cliterally.

by DeluxeFartJuiceLevelNine January 25, 2023

Cliteral

When a woman says something explicitly, but actually means something entirely different, if not even contradictory.

Not to be confused with "Literal," the logical meaning of words used by men.

Man: You ok? You're being weird.
Woman: I dunno, I'm fine, it's nothing. Promise.
(slightly later)
Woman: YOU NEVER ASK HOW I'M FEELING!

Woman: "I don't care."
Cliteral meaning: A phrase only said at the point in which a woman actually cares the most about said contextual topic.

by Eeeeen. January 16, 2010

cliteral

characterized by a concern mainly with women. Like being literal, but in a more sexual manner.

I wanted to have sex with her so bad, I cliterally told her exactly that.

by scootybooty September 22, 2009

Cliteral

express yourself vulgarly about sexual acts towards a woman.

i was being cliteral ass fuck wit her! told her ill lick her EVERYTHING! HA HA

by NastyNat NoobSaibot May 17, 2011

Cliteral

When one is speaking only the unaltered truth about female genitalia.

"Betty's vagina cliterally had scales, it was very similar to that time I mouth-raped a salmon."

by My mom's mom's mom August 17, 2011